Cat Fight

The back alley cat fight
Made me get my water pistol from Chinatown out
A pink dragon with light blue horns
That shoots a stream of water from its mouth like fire

It worked on them, a toy like that
I'm back in bed, just like that
Now, it's 6.a.m., my head is spinning, the neighbors yelling
He wants to know which cat was winning

Cat fight, everyone loves a cat fight
For the sick minds, don't give 'em what they want

It's just another night, and another round of screaming cat fights
What's the thing they're fighting over now, and is it worth the ticket price?
Animals of territory, losing every ounce of glory
While the claws and pulling hair get top attention
Need I mention, no one's trying an intervention

Cat fight, everyone loves a cat fight
For the sick minds, don't give 'em what they want
Cat fight, everyone loves a cat fight
For the sick minds, don't give 'em what they want

She started eyes at me, who does she think she is?
Don't you know who I am?
Well, that was a show for you
It's all you're gonna see
'Cause we don't believe

Now there's a conspiracy, and I think we should test a theory
Let's stage the biggest cat fight ever seen in history, and then
When they get excited, turn around and be united
So they'll know forever, when we're together
That they'll never be able to set us against each other

Cat fight, everyone loves a cat fight
For the sick minds, don't give 'em what they want
Cat fight, everyone loves a cat fight
For the sick minds, don't give 'em what they want

Don't give 'em what they want
Don't give 'em what they want