Brunettes Are No Puppets

Everybody
Keeps on saying the same thing: that gentlemen prefer blondes
That they swoon
Over even a bleached one in less than a second
But I think that it's a lie
And the Mona Lisa--unless you shave her head--
Anyway, she's sure a brunette
Brunettes don't count for nothing

Definitely, brunettes get called
Ugly and dark by blondes
Liars! They're not playing fair, and where will that lead them to?
But they can still be saved--
Sophia Loren--I'm not colorblind--
Anyway, she's sure a brunette
Brunettes don't count for nothing

We've got character, and hot blood
Flows in our veins
We don't play it cool
Watch out for brunettes
Brunettes don't count for nothing

We've got more in our heads than those peroxide addicts
And we sure speak our minds
More than blondes
We've got more sparkle than those poor girls
And that's it!

And even if everyone
Keeps on saying the same thing: that gentlemen prefer blondes
That they swoon
Over even a bleached one in less than a second
But I think that it's a lie
And the Mona Lisa--unless you shave her head--
Anyway, she's sure a brunette
Brunettes don't count for nothing

We've got character, and hot blood
Flows in our veins
We don't play it cool

Watch out for brunettes
Brunettes don't count for nothing

Watch out for brunettes
Brunettes don't count for nothing

Watch out for brunettes
Brunettes don't count for nothing

Watch out for brunettes
Brunettes don't count for nothing