If Asian Parents Made a Rap Song

[00:00.86] Yeah, yeah
[00:03.18] My son so dumb
[00:04.57] My son so dumb
[00:06.22] Yeah, yeah, yeah
[00:11.32] My son so dumb
[00:13.07] IQ 21
[00:14.36] He try to make friends but they call him Ching Chong
[00:17.34] He eat the wonton but he fat like Kim Jong
[00:20.36] He so ugly when he smile he look like the King Kong
[00:23.21] My son useless
[00:24.36] Can't play Ping-Pong
[00:25.98] He try to get a date with the girl Sue Yong
[00:28.96] But she said hell no 'cause he not the handsome
[00:31.55] And my son so broke can't buy the Dim Sum
[00:34.34] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
[00:37.35] My son so dumb, my son so dumb
[00:41.40] Yeah, yeah, yeah
[00:43.28] My son is so dumb, yeah
[00:46.14] He text Ming Lee but she a pick me
[00:49.19] Too bad he broke can't buy the Milk Tea
[00:52.23] If he talk back to me then he get his ass beat
[00:55.18] 'Cause if you try me then I do the Tai Chi
[00:57.61] Just listen to your mommy and go eat the Kim Chi
[01:00.86] Or I sell your kidney for two dollar 50
[01:03.65] Do not think I forgot you got B in Chinese
[01:06.47] Ancestor look down on you go say sorry
[01:09.33] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
[01:12.25] My son so dumb, my son so dumb
[01:15.63] Yeah, yeah, yeah
[01:17.72] My son is so dumb, yeah
[01:20.84] My son so dumb
[01:22.00] IQ 21
[01:23.40] He try to make friends but they call him Ching Chong
[01:26.61] He eat the wonton but he fat like Kim Jong
[01:29.62] He so ugly when he smile he look like the King Kong
[01:32.43] My son useless
[01:33.49] Can't play Ping-Pong
[01:35.08] He try to get a date with the girl Sue Yong
[01:37.87] But she said hell no 'cause he not the handsome
[01:40.85] And my son so broke can't buy the Dim Sum
[01:43.30] Yeah, yeah, yeah
[01:46.53] My son so dumb, my son so dumb
[01:49.94] Yeah, yeah, yeah
[01:52.26] My son is so dumb yeah
[01:54.99] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
[01:58.08] My son so dumb, my son so dumb
[02:01.40] Yeah, yeah, yeah
[02:03.99] My son is so dumb, yeah aye
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