No Sex, No Laid

I don't ever wanna get laid, I don't ever wanna have sex
I don't ever wanna get laid, I don't ever wanna have sex

Have you ever gone over to a girl's house
She tries to let you in her pants and you say "No Way!"
I ain't crazy, but that shit's sick
Dawg I ain't puttin' nothin' in that long wet slit, shit!
I already feel sick!
Just thinking about the clit, the tits, and the other bits
Rather hang out with my homies but they don't blow me
If you want me gettin' laid than you don't know me!

(Get that pussy out of my face, get that pussy out of my face)
(Get that pussy out of my face)
(I think I'm going crazy get me outta this place!)

I don't ever wanna get laid, I don't ever wanna have sex
I don't ever wanna have laid, I don't ever wanna have sex
I don't ever wanna get laid, I don't ever wanna have sex
I don't ever wanna have laid, I don't ever wanna have sex

So my homie calls me up with his iPhone
He says "Hey man I got a story from the other day."
I say "Hey, you can tell it if it ain't boring
I got so much shit to do, dawg, it's mid-morning"
"Man you ain't gonna believe this shit
I was drilling wet pussy with my penis tip."
I cut him off, "MOTHERFUCKER HOW COULD YOU FORGET?!
You know I really, really hate that fuckin' pussy shit."
He starts whining "Man, I'm so sorry, can I take it back?
You're the coolest motherfucker that I've ever met"
"Too late, I already puked on my bed spread
Now my lunch is laying right where I put my head
And I'm gonna have nightmares from what you said
I think you proud of the nasty thing that you did
Never call me again, motherfucker,
Or I'll chop off your balls
And then I'll play soccer."

(Get that pussy out of my face, get that pussy out of my face)
(Get that pussy out of my face)
(I think I'm going crazy get me outta this place!)

I don't ever wanna get laid, I don't ever wanna have sex
I don't ever wanna get laid, I don't ever wanna have sex
I don't ever wanna get laid, I don't ever wanna have sex
I don't ever wanna have laid, I don't ever wanna have sex

No more pussy for 2014
Outlaw that shit
That shit's fucking hurting people
That shit's fucking hurting lots of people
Get rid of that fucking shit, get rid of that pussy
I don't want it, I don't want that fucking pussy
That shit's super gross
I mean, I could live my whole life without none of that shit