Murder Ballad

We kissed on the carpet, half asleep
If I buy you a couple shots
Do you give half off to me?
The only guy I ever told offered to beat him up.
But what good would that do?
He's probably pretty good at getting back up

So I killed him instead
With the baseball bat under my bed
You won't see him again
It's not a problem unless you say somethin'

The porch smelled like giving up
The van tasted like cigarettes
Called home from a curb in Denton
Acted like we just went swimmin'

I'm never going back to Texarkana