Jesus Christ Was an Only Child
๐ต 545 characters
โฑ๏ธ 2:00 duration
๐ ID: 669566
๐ Lyrics
Jesus Christ was an only child
Went down to the river
And he drank and smiled
And his dad was oh-so-mad
Should have insured that planet
Before it crashed
Working hard to make internet cash
Work your fingers to the bone sitting on your ass
I know now what I knew then
But I didn't know then what I know now
Penny found out as her hair was styled
You should hide you kids
While the dogs run wild
Jesus Christ was an only child
Went down to the river
And he drank and smiled
And his dad was oh-so-mad
Should have killed that boy
Before he even had
Went down to the river
And he drank and smiled
And his dad was oh-so-mad
Should have insured that planet
Before it crashed
Working hard to make internet cash
Work your fingers to the bone sitting on your ass
I know now what I knew then
But I didn't know then what I know now
Penny found out as her hair was styled
You should hide you kids
While the dogs run wild
Jesus Christ was an only child
Went down to the river
And he drank and smiled
And his dad was oh-so-mad
Should have killed that boy
Before he even had
โฑ๏ธ Synced Lyrics
[00:00.93] Jesus Christ was an only child
[00:07.26] Went down to the river
[00:09.45] And he drank and smiled
[00:14.29] And his dad was oh-so-mad
[00:20.52] Should have insured that planet
[00:24.16] Before it crashed
[00:28.57] Working hard to make internet cash
[00:35.15] Work your fingers to the bone sitting on your ass
[00:42.56] I know now what I knew then
[00:48.00] But I didn't know then what I know now
[00:57.07] Penny found out as her hair was styled
[01:03.93] You should hide you kids
[01:06.90] While the dogs run wild
[01:11.48] Jesus Christ was an only child
[01:18.15] Went down to the river
[01:20.62] And he drank and smiled
[01:25.50] And his dad was oh-so-mad
[01:31.15] Should have killed that boy
[01:34.61] Before he even had
[01:41.87]
[00:07.26] Went down to the river
[00:09.45] And he drank and smiled
[00:14.29] And his dad was oh-so-mad
[00:20.52] Should have insured that planet
[00:24.16] Before it crashed
[00:28.57] Working hard to make internet cash
[00:35.15] Work your fingers to the bone sitting on your ass
[00:42.56] I know now what I knew then
[00:48.00] But I didn't know then what I know now
[00:57.07] Penny found out as her hair was styled
[01:03.93] You should hide you kids
[01:06.90] While the dogs run wild
[01:11.48] Jesus Christ was an only child
[01:18.15] Went down to the river
[01:20.62] And he drank and smiled
[01:25.50] And his dad was oh-so-mad
[01:31.15] Should have killed that boy
[01:34.61] Before he even had
[01:41.87]