Housework

[00:03.95] I've been waiting for you to come through that door dear
[00:14.36] Your whereabouts tonight I do not know
[00:23.11] The house is nice and clean, the wine glasses they gleam,
[00:32.66] The candles on the table cast their glow
[00:41.65] I finished cooking dinner an hour ago
[00:50.13] I've been listening for the sound of your step darling
[00:59.28] Hoping that I hear it on the stair
[01:08.74] You've been gone all day I hate when you're away
[01:18.29] Don't worry though, I've hoovered everywhere
[01:27.32] Just to prove to you I really
[01:31.94] I've been washing dishes all the livelong day
[01:40.38] I've been making wishes you'll come home and stay
[01:51.85] Don't worry sweetheart, I did all the shopping
[02:01.23] While I was out I dropped off your blouse
[02:10.14] I paid all the bills and I picked up your pills
[02:19.38] Mustn't grumble, no I shouldn't grouse
[02:28.55] Your heart's here though you're nowhere near this house
[02:37.75] I've been wondering when you'll come home baby
[02:46.87] And I'm paranoid you're with another guy
[02:56.12] You said I was your man the bathroom's spick and span
[03:06.01] I even cleaned the mirror, that's no lie
[03:15.91] As I did, a tear came to my I've been washing dishes I pray you haven't gone and left me bumfluff
[03:54.54] If you did I don't know what I'd do
[04:03.36] Herein lies the rub: I even did the tub
[04:14.42] You treat me like a dog, a worn-out shoe
[04:24.12] I got down on all fours dear just for I've been washing dishes
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