unflinchingly bleak

[00:09.80] Take a look in the kitchen
[00:10.81] You can't find them, your chips are no more
[00:12.93] No more Fritos, no more twinkies
[00:13.94] Just crumbs on the floor
[00:15.30] Where's my cookies? Where's my candy?
[00:16.58] The cupboard is bare
[00:17.87] No more soda, no more Cheetos
[00:19.16] Hey, this isn't fair
[00:20.10] No, it isn't okay, it isn't okay, it isn't okay, daddy
[00:22.73] No, it isn't okay, where the heck are my peppermint patties?
[00:25.04] No, it isn't okay, it isn't okay, it isn't okay, daddy
[00:27.66] You've been struck by some food, a food criminal
[00:30.00]
[00:49.79] Fingerprints, on the doorknob
[00:51.09] To the pantry, the only proof found
[00:52.80] Nothing else there at the crime scene
[00:54.19] No footprints on the ground
[00:55.47] But we do know
[00:55.95] That whomever has commited the crime
[00:57.80] Must be some kind of genius
[00:59.10] Snack thief mastermind
[01:00.04] No, it isn't okay, it isn't okay, it isn't okay, daddy
[01:02.91] No, it isn't okay, where the heck are my peppermint patties?
[01:05.27] No, it isn't okay, it isn't okay, it isn't okay, daddy
[01:07.89] You've been struck by a food, a food criminal
[01:09.78] I hate my life and I wanna die
[01:12.40] I ain't got no iPhone
[01:14.65] My heart is breaking, thinkin' suicide
[01:17.50] I ain't got no iPhone
[01:19.52] I hate my life and I wanna die (I was dying to find)
[01:22.50] I ain't got no iPhone (a way to kill time)
[01:24.81] My heart is breaking, thinkin' suicide (now, you're gone and I can't)
[01:27.33] I ain't got no iPhone (ever say goodbye)
[01:29.91] I got no iPhone
[01:32.83] I got no iPhone
[01:35.15] I got no iPhone
[01:37.70] I got no iPhone
[01:40.33] I got no iPhone
[01:42.62] I got no iPhone
[01:45.26] I got no iPhone
[01:47.63] I got no iPhone
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