Zelda II
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โฑ๏ธ 6:43 duration
๐ ID: 6770384
๐ Lyrics
Once upon a time in the land of Hyrule
Everyone was okay and everything was cool
Until the dark prince Ganon appeared and said-
NOOOOOOO!
That's Right!
And now everything's great!
And it's almost my
Sixteenth Birthday!
Now all of a sudden I've got a mark on my hand!
You must find the triforce of Courage!
Not again!
Let's open up the door to the North Palace!
Now I'm reading this ancient scroll- So calloused!
Zelda fell a sleep a long time ago?
Is it the same Zelda? Am I the same Link?
(Who knows?)
This game is so confusing,
When the hell does it take place?(I don't know!)
Which Zelda did I rescue?
Where the hell's my boomerang? (I don't know!)
You and everybody else in the world, Duane,
You know I love this game, Bro,
I ain't complaining
So I guess I'll just type in name
And just pretend it's the same game
Switch my mindframe.
It's a whole new quest
It's no contest, G!
I'm making this a conquest
Don't question me!
You see,
This game doesn't get enough notoriety
So let's do this fucking thing before I just play Three
The name's Link!
But you already know
I got the flow
And the know-how
The Wisdom and the Power
Let's Go!
I bet the townsfolk will help me on my tedious quest
Get Candle in Parapa palace, Go West!
Okay, but we all know it's in the east
Plenty of beasts,
But I got my shield spell at least
Rest in Peace
As I stab you in your face
I've got six different crystals to open the gate
To the valley of death,
And fight the guardian that awaits
To get the triforce of courage, wish Zelda back awake
Clean Slate
Recreate
Relate with no hate
Replace it with my magical shield and this blade
Everyone was okay and everything was cool
Until the dark prince Ganon appeared and said-
NOOOOOOO!
That's Right!
And now everything's great!
And it's almost my
Sixteenth Birthday!
Now all of a sudden I've got a mark on my hand!
You must find the triforce of Courage!
Not again!
Let's open up the door to the North Palace!
Now I'm reading this ancient scroll- So calloused!
Zelda fell a sleep a long time ago?
Is it the same Zelda? Am I the same Link?
(Who knows?)
This game is so confusing,
When the hell does it take place?(I don't know!)
Which Zelda did I rescue?
Where the hell's my boomerang? (I don't know!)
You and everybody else in the world, Duane,
You know I love this game, Bro,
I ain't complaining
So I guess I'll just type in name
And just pretend it's the same game
Switch my mindframe.
It's a whole new quest
It's no contest, G!
I'm making this a conquest
Don't question me!
You see,
This game doesn't get enough notoriety
So let's do this fucking thing before I just play Three
The name's Link!
But you already know
I got the flow
And the know-how
The Wisdom and the Power
Let's Go!
I bet the townsfolk will help me on my tedious quest
Get Candle in Parapa palace, Go West!
Okay, but we all know it's in the east
Plenty of beasts,
But I got my shield spell at least
Rest in Peace
As I stab you in your face
I've got six different crystals to open the gate
To the valley of death,
And fight the guardian that awaits
To get the triforce of courage, wish Zelda back awake
Clean Slate
Recreate
Relate with no hate
Replace it with my magical shield and this blade
โฑ๏ธ Synced Lyrics
[00:09.74] Once upon a time in the land of Hyrule
[00:10.76] Everyone was okay and everything was cool
[00:12.75] Until the dark prince Ganon appeared and said-
[00:15.09] NOOOOOOO!
[00:17.02] That's Right!
[00:18.26] And now everything's great!
[00:19.67] And it's almost my
[00:20.65] Sixteenth Birthday!
[00:21.76] Now all of a sudden I've got a mark on my hand!
[00:23.40] You must find the triforce of Courage!
[00:24.97] Not again!
[00:25.93] Let's open up the door to the North Palace!
[00:28.00] Now I'm reading this ancient scroll- So calloused!
[00:30.47] Zelda fell a sleep a long time ago?
[00:32.45] Is it the same Zelda? Am I the same Link?
[00:34.42] (Who knows?)
[00:35.30] This game is so confusing,
[00:39.55] When the hell does it take place?(I don't know!)
[00:43.91] Which Zelda did I rescue?
[00:48.37] Where the hell's my boomerang? (I don't know!)
[00:52.91] You and everybody else in the world, Duane,
[00:55.06] You know I love this game, Bro,
[00:56.98] I ain't complaining
[00:57.59] So I guess I'll just type in name
[00:59.47] And just pretend it's the same game
[01:00.60] Switch my mindframe.
[01:01.73] It's a whole new quest
[01:02.61] It's no contest, G!
[01:03.61] I'm making this a conquest
[01:04.58] Don't question me!
[01:05.70] You see,
[01:06.35] This game doesn't get enough notoriety
[01:07.85] So let's do this fucking thing before I just play Three
[01:17.45] The name's Link!
[01:18.55] But you already know
[01:19.68] I got the flow
[01:20.82] And the know-how
[01:22.02] The Wisdom and the Power
[01:23.23] Let's Go!
[01:24.18] I bet the townsfolk will help me on my tedious quest
[01:27.03] Get Candle in Parapa palace, Go West!
[01:30.80] Okay, but we all know it's in the east
[01:34.02] Plenty of beasts,
[01:35.53] But I got my shield spell at least
[01:37.48] Rest in Peace
[01:38.67] As I stab you in your face
[01:40.65] I've got six different crystals to open the gate
[01:43.99] To the valley of death,
[01:45.93] And fight the guardian that awaits
[01:47.27] To get the triforce of courage, wish Zelda back awake
[01:50.86] Clean Slate
[01:51.85] Recreate
[01:52.83] Relate with no hate
[01:54.25] Replace it with my magical shield and this blade
[01:58.84]
[00:10.76] Everyone was okay and everything was cool
[00:12.75] Until the dark prince Ganon appeared and said-
[00:15.09] NOOOOOOO!
[00:17.02] That's Right!
[00:18.26] And now everything's great!
[00:19.67] And it's almost my
[00:20.65] Sixteenth Birthday!
[00:21.76] Now all of a sudden I've got a mark on my hand!
[00:23.40] You must find the triforce of Courage!
[00:24.97] Not again!
[00:25.93] Let's open up the door to the North Palace!
[00:28.00] Now I'm reading this ancient scroll- So calloused!
[00:30.47] Zelda fell a sleep a long time ago?
[00:32.45] Is it the same Zelda? Am I the same Link?
[00:34.42] (Who knows?)
[00:35.30] This game is so confusing,
[00:39.55] When the hell does it take place?(I don't know!)
[00:43.91] Which Zelda did I rescue?
[00:48.37] Where the hell's my boomerang? (I don't know!)
[00:52.91] You and everybody else in the world, Duane,
[00:55.06] You know I love this game, Bro,
[00:56.98] I ain't complaining
[00:57.59] So I guess I'll just type in name
[00:59.47] And just pretend it's the same game
[01:00.60] Switch my mindframe.
[01:01.73] It's a whole new quest
[01:02.61] It's no contest, G!
[01:03.61] I'm making this a conquest
[01:04.58] Don't question me!
[01:05.70] You see,
[01:06.35] This game doesn't get enough notoriety
[01:07.85] So let's do this fucking thing before I just play Three
[01:17.45] The name's Link!
[01:18.55] But you already know
[01:19.68] I got the flow
[01:20.82] And the know-how
[01:22.02] The Wisdom and the Power
[01:23.23] Let's Go!
[01:24.18] I bet the townsfolk will help me on my tedious quest
[01:27.03] Get Candle in Parapa palace, Go West!
[01:30.80] Okay, but we all know it's in the east
[01:34.02] Plenty of beasts,
[01:35.53] But I got my shield spell at least
[01:37.48] Rest in Peace
[01:38.67] As I stab you in your face
[01:40.65] I've got six different crystals to open the gate
[01:43.99] To the valley of death,
[01:45.93] And fight the guardian that awaits
[01:47.27] To get the triforce of courage, wish Zelda back awake
[01:50.86] Clean Slate
[01:51.85] Recreate
[01:52.83] Relate with no hate
[01:54.25] Replace it with my magical shield and this blade
[01:58.84]