DORAEMON DISS (DELUXE)

[00:06.63] Gauntlet saala biwi ka choda
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[00:15.58] Pablo Escobar hun, charsiyon ka pyaar hun
[00:19.24] Suiya bhi nigal lun, main to high quality maal dun
[00:24.79] Main kisi ka dalla hun, jiske paise kar chuka hun kharch
[00:28.52] Ab ye mera sapna hai ki apne sar ka karz main bharun
[00:33.84] Teri maa ko choo lun, kundi band karun
[00:37.79] Aaah! Helicopter
[00:41.05] Aaah-aaah-aaah
[00:43.43] Ab main gaaunga slow-mo'
[00:45.43] Doraemon
[00:47.48] Moti gaand ke, teri choti baandh ke
[00:49.15] Mii-chan ko dikhadun teri choti taangein
[00:50.75] Ghaas main baad mein dalun, bande pel dun
[00:52.47] Jaise Ghaziabad mein mera bas chale
[00:54.32] Teri lun is tarah
[00:54.81] Laude Anywhere Door se bitches pe jaa
[00:57.01] Time machine nahi, mere bhai afeem padi hai desk ke neeche
[00:59.94] Aur tujhe nasha
[01:01.26] Ghar mein ghusa aata, tu kaun hai?
[01:03.22] Kuch zyaada blue, no neck
[01:04.32] Aur haathon mein ball hai
[01:05.23] Tu nikla hai drawer se, purana cum sock hai
[01:07.02] Hai bandi Nepali, aur behen bhi robot hai
[01:08.47] Kahan tere gote, jab gol tere haath hain?
[01:10.52] Bol kaun tera baap hai?
[01:11.63] Kyun rakhta hai pocket jab deta nahi gadget
[01:13.03] Now talk it, ab nahi ho raha rhyme
[01:14.58] So I'm just gonna drop it
[01:16.36] And on that note, fuck Suneo
[01:18.99] Paanch seat wali gaadi mein chaar ko baithata hai
[01:21.84] Kyunki do seat moti gaand ka Gian le jaata hai
[01:24.69] Machado saare shor hai
[01:26.97] Tera baap itna ameer kyunki Mrs. Honikawa whore hai
[01:30.48] Doraemon ki main jeb maar ke
[01:32.78] Bech dun bazaar mein main 60₹ mein
[01:34.90] Neela dalla saala time machine se aaya
[01:36.73] Waapis chale jaa tu usi way se
[01:38.97] Khud hai neela iski behen hai peeli
[01:40.56] Aur dusron ko bole ye saanvla
[01:42.46] Iski jeb mein bhara pada kaala dhan
[01:44.01] Ikkisvi sadi ka Raccoon saala baawda
[01:45.84] Aaj hai Sunday, gaya garden mein
[01:48.22] Gian, Suneo khelein gend-balle
[01:49.77] Nobita ki ye maang bhar ke
[01:51.41] Chala gaya manane Dorami ka birthday
[01:53.35] Ab baatein ni hongi mujhe de tu gadget
[01:55.28] Jaunga Shizuka ke bathroom mein
[01:57.03] Mota saand tera phata gala
[01:58.99] Gian ki maar lun main faltu mein
[02:00.75] Shizuka hoe hai, mujhe bhaav nahi deti
[02:01.86] Use chahiye bas Dekisugi ki mooli
[02:04.51] Gian, Suneo milke garden mein karte hain bhai Nobita ko bully
[02:08.18] Ab ho gaya bohot, main sahunga nahi kuch
[02:10.07] Doraemon dalal saale billi ki moonch
[02:11.99] Gian Goda ka main todun loda
[02:13.61] Fir uski behen ke saath karun makeout
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