She Broke My Dick

Painful tale of remorse

She broke my dick

Getting it on with Stacy
I swear this really happened
I pulled my trick maneuver
That's when I heard it snappin'

She broke my dick, aw!
She goddamn broke my dick

Ever since I met her
My life's been on the rocks
Cold ice packs and heating pads
And band aids for my... (gay hog)

She broke my dick (aw!)
She goddamn broke my dick

She broke my dick (Christ)
She goddamn broke my dick
(She broke his dick) she broke my dick
(Yeah, so this is it)
She goddamn broke my dick

Main vein shot with cortison
And ice pack on the rest
It hurt so much but I'd do it again
Why couldn't I have just left her unsatisfied?