The Decision [Explicit]
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โฑ๏ธ 1:57 duration
๐ ID: 6846132
๐ Lyrics
You're probably thinking to yourself
"Ninja Sex Party, you're awesome!"
We know
But thank you anyway
You're having trouble deciding
Which one of us to have sex with
That's natural
But nice of you to say
Well maybe I can help you out
Clear up all of your confusing doubts
Do you want sex with a ninja
Or sex with a guy like me
The choice should be so obvious (Dan)
And although he is mysterious (Brian)
Don't you want a man who's tall
Whose name is Dan
And is Jewish
One other thing...
Everyone in the band has an STD
Except for me
By the process of elimination
You can make determinations
On who just that might be
It's Brian
Brian has an STD
...I'm sorry
"Ninja Sex Party, you're awesome!"
We know
But thank you anyway
You're having trouble deciding
Which one of us to have sex with
That's natural
But nice of you to say
Well maybe I can help you out
Clear up all of your confusing doubts
Do you want sex with a ninja
Or sex with a guy like me
The choice should be so obvious (Dan)
And although he is mysterious (Brian)
Don't you want a man who's tall
Whose name is Dan
And is Jewish
One other thing...
Everyone in the band has an STD
Except for me
By the process of elimination
You can make determinations
On who just that might be
It's Brian
Brian has an STD
...I'm sorry
โฑ๏ธ Synced Lyrics
[00:17.16] You're probably thinking to yourself
[00:20.67] "Ninja Sex Party, you're awesome!"
[00:24.09] We know
[00:26.48] But thank you anyway
[00:30.82] You're having trouble deciding
[00:34.32] Which one of us to have sex with
[00:37.48] That's natural
[00:39.68] But nice of you to say
[00:44.50] Well maybe I can help you out
[00:47.30] Clear up all of your confusing doubts
[00:50.76] Do you want sex with a ninja
[00:53.13] Or sex with a guy like me
[00:57.96] The choice should be so obvious (Dan)
[01:01.12] And although he is mysterious (Brian)
[01:04.95] Don't you want a man who's tall
[01:07.25] Whose name is Dan
[01:09.38] And is Jewish
[01:12.20]
[01:34.47] One other thing...
[01:36.26] Everyone in the band has an STD
[01:39.97] Except for me
[01:43.06] By the process of elimination
[01:45.32] You can make determinations
[01:47.01] On who just that might be
[01:49.05] It's Brian
[01:51.04] Brian has an STD
[01:55.48] ...I'm sorry
[01:56.56]
[00:20.67] "Ninja Sex Party, you're awesome!"
[00:24.09] We know
[00:26.48] But thank you anyway
[00:30.82] You're having trouble deciding
[00:34.32] Which one of us to have sex with
[00:37.48] That's natural
[00:39.68] But nice of you to say
[00:44.50] Well maybe I can help you out
[00:47.30] Clear up all of your confusing doubts
[00:50.76] Do you want sex with a ninja
[00:53.13] Or sex with a guy like me
[00:57.96] The choice should be so obvious (Dan)
[01:01.12] And although he is mysterious (Brian)
[01:04.95] Don't you want a man who's tall
[01:07.25] Whose name is Dan
[01:09.38] And is Jewish
[01:12.20]
[01:34.47] One other thing...
[01:36.26] Everyone in the band has an STD
[01:39.97] Except for me
[01:43.06] By the process of elimination
[01:45.32] You can make determinations
[01:47.01] On who just that might be
[01:49.05] It's Brian
[01:51.04] Brian has an STD
[01:55.48] ...I'm sorry
[01:56.56]