My First Wedding
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โฑ๏ธ 4:35 duration
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This is my first wedding and i hope that it's my last
Things would be fantastic
If me and the bride didn't have a past.
So I stand by the buffet and submerse myself in brie
I'm tactically positioned yeah
Cause the bar is near and the champagnes for free
This is my first wedding and i hope it passes quick
If I've got no feelings for her then why is my stomach feeling so sick
As they dance to their soppy song I pray it isn't love
Cause she's my whoreless bitch that I
Just cant seem to get enough of
She's not that beautiful, she's not that beautiful
She'll steal your mind first, then your car
She's not that beautiful, she's not that beautiful
Blame it on an evil twist of fate that she created from the start
Just one more single malt then it's off to bed for me
My head is spinning round and my legs are breakdancing (he's pissed)
I only meant to say farewell but I spilt more than my drink
I can't remember exactly what I said
But i remember being chased off the street
She's not that beautiful, she's not that beautiful
She'll steal your mind first, then your car
She's not that beautiful, she's not that beautiful
Blame it on an evil twist of fate that she created from the start
She's not that beautiful, she's not that beautiful
She's not that beautiful, she's not that beautiful
She's not that beautiful, she's not that beautiful
Things would be fantastic
If me and the bride didn't have a past.
So I stand by the buffet and submerse myself in brie
I'm tactically positioned yeah
Cause the bar is near and the champagnes for free
This is my first wedding and i hope it passes quick
If I've got no feelings for her then why is my stomach feeling so sick
As they dance to their soppy song I pray it isn't love
Cause she's my whoreless bitch that I
Just cant seem to get enough of
She's not that beautiful, she's not that beautiful
She'll steal your mind first, then your car
She's not that beautiful, she's not that beautiful
Blame it on an evil twist of fate that she created from the start
Just one more single malt then it's off to bed for me
My head is spinning round and my legs are breakdancing (he's pissed)
I only meant to say farewell but I spilt more than my drink
I can't remember exactly what I said
But i remember being chased off the street
She's not that beautiful, she's not that beautiful
She'll steal your mind first, then your car
She's not that beautiful, she's not that beautiful
Blame it on an evil twist of fate that she created from the start
She's not that beautiful, she's not that beautiful
She's not that beautiful, she's not that beautiful
She's not that beautiful, she's not that beautiful
โฑ๏ธ Synced Lyrics
[00:30.36] This is my first wedding and i hope that it's my last
[00:35.97] Things would be fantastic
[00:38.21] If me and the bride didn't have a past.
[00:41.49] So I stand by the buffet and submerse myself in brie
[00:47.55] I'm tactically positioned yeah
[00:50.21] Cause the bar is near and the champagnes for free
[01:08.44] This is my first wedding and i hope it passes quick
[01:14.11] If I've got no feelings for her then why is my stomach feeling so sick
[01:20.17] As they dance to their soppy song I pray it isn't love
[01:26.30] Cause she's my whoreless bitch that I
[01:29.19] Just cant seem to get enough of
[01:50.39] She's not that beautiful, she's not that beautiful
[01:56.22] She'll steal your mind first, then your car
[02:02.53] She's not that beautiful, she's not that beautiful
[02:08.18] Blame it on an evil twist of fate that she created from the start
[02:14.96] Just one more single malt then it's off to bed for me
[02:20.25] My head is spinning round and my legs are breakdancing (he's pissed)
[02:26.31] I only meant to say farewell but I spilt more than my drink
[02:31.99] I can't remember exactly what I said
[02:34.43] But i remember being chased off the street
[02:56.38] She's not that beautiful, she's not that beautiful
[03:02.55] She'll steal your mind first, then your car
[03:08.42] She's not that beautiful, she's not that beautiful
[03:14.22] Blame it on an evil twist of fate that she created from the start
[03:20.12] She's not that beautiful, she's not that beautiful
[03:25.89] She's not that beautiful, she's not that beautiful
[03:32.47] She's not that beautiful, she's not that beautiful
[03:44.65]
[00:35.97] Things would be fantastic
[00:38.21] If me and the bride didn't have a past.
[00:41.49] So I stand by the buffet and submerse myself in brie
[00:47.55] I'm tactically positioned yeah
[00:50.21] Cause the bar is near and the champagnes for free
[01:08.44] This is my first wedding and i hope it passes quick
[01:14.11] If I've got no feelings for her then why is my stomach feeling so sick
[01:20.17] As they dance to their soppy song I pray it isn't love
[01:26.30] Cause she's my whoreless bitch that I
[01:29.19] Just cant seem to get enough of
[01:50.39] She's not that beautiful, she's not that beautiful
[01:56.22] She'll steal your mind first, then your car
[02:02.53] She's not that beautiful, she's not that beautiful
[02:08.18] Blame it on an evil twist of fate that she created from the start
[02:14.96] Just one more single malt then it's off to bed for me
[02:20.25] My head is spinning round and my legs are breakdancing (he's pissed)
[02:26.31] I only meant to say farewell but I spilt more than my drink
[02:31.99] I can't remember exactly what I said
[02:34.43] But i remember being chased off the street
[02:56.38] She's not that beautiful, she's not that beautiful
[03:02.55] She'll steal your mind first, then your car
[03:08.42] She's not that beautiful, she's not that beautiful
[03:14.22] Blame it on an evil twist of fate that she created from the start
[03:20.12] She's not that beautiful, she's not that beautiful
[03:25.89] She's not that beautiful, she's not that beautiful
[03:32.47] She's not that beautiful, she's not that beautiful
[03:44.65]