My Dead Gay Son

[00:00.24] You wait just a minute, Paul!
[00:01.94] It is ignorant, hateful talk like yours
[00:03.84] That makes this world a place
[00:05.60] Our boys could not live in!
[00:07.70] They were not dirty!
[00:09.89] They were not wrong!
[00:12.06] They were two lonely verses
[00:17.47] In the Lord's great song!
[00:19.33] Our boys were pansies, Bill!
[00:21.25] Yes!
[00:22.34] My boy's a homosexual
[00:25.32] And that don't scare me none
[00:28.98] I want the world to know
[00:33.98] I love my dead gay son!
[00:36.60] I've been thinkin', prayin'
[00:38.55] Readin' some magazines
[00:40.20] And it's time we opened our eyes
[00:42.88] Well, the good Lord made the universe
[00:45.27] The Lord created man
[00:47.38] And I believe it's all a part
[00:48.87] Of his gigantic plan
[00:50.93] I know God has a reason
[00:52.80] For each mountain and each flower
[00:55.04] And why he chose to let our boys
[00:56.90] Get busy in the shower
[01:00.33] They were not dirty (no-oh!)
[01:02.53] They were not fruits (whoa-oh!)
[01:04.65] They were just two stray laces (ooh-ooh-ooh)
[01:06.64] In the Lord's big boots (ooh-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah!)
[01:09.01] Well, I never cared for homos much
[01:11.06] Until I reared me one
[01:12.99] But now I've learned to love
[01:15.97] I love my dead gay son!
[01:17.40] (He loves his son, he loves his son)
[01:19.28] (His dead gay son)
[01:20.35] Now I
[01:21.18] Say my boy's in heaven
[01:22.75] And he's tannin' by the pool
[01:24.92] The cherubim walk him and him
[01:27.13] And Jesus says it's cool
[01:29.08] They don't have crime or hatred
[01:30.97] There's no bigotry or cursin'
[01:33.14] Just friendly fellows dressed up
[01:34.77] Like their favorite Village Person (ooh-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah!)
[01:38.45] They were not dirty (no, no!)
[01:40.64] They just had flair (whoa-oh!)
[01:42.61] They were two bright red ribbons (ooh-ooh-ooh)
[01:44.97] In the Lord's long hair (ooh-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah!)
[01:47.11] Well, I used to see a homo
[01:48.87] And go reachin' for my gun
[01:51.03] But now I've learned to love
[01:54.18] And furthermore!
[01:55.42] These boys, were brave as hell
[01:57.44] These boys, they knew damn well
[01:59.33] Those folks would judge 'em
[02:00.81] They were desperate to be free
[02:03.36] They took a rebel stance
[02:05.26] Stripped to their underpants
[02:07.05] Paul, I can't believe that you
[02:09.22] Still refuse to get a clue
[02:11.48] After all that we been through
[02:13.33] I'm talking you and me
[02:15.19] In the summer of '83
[02:19.83] That was one hell of a fishing trip
[02:24.22] Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa
[02:26.07] Whoa, whoa, whoa
[02:27.59] They were not dirty (no!)
[02:29.40] And not perverse (no, no!)
[02:31.42] They were two stray rhinestones
[02:33.62] On the Lord's big purse
[02:35.52] Our jobs is now continuing
[02:37.51] The work that they begun
[02:39.80] ('Cause now we love, love, love)
[02:42.46] (We love your dead-)
[02:43.57] They're up there disco dancing (ooh-ooh-ooh)
[02:45.25] To the thump of angel wings (ooh-ooh, yeah!)
[02:47.52] They grab a mate and roller skate (ooh-ooh-ooh)
[02:49.37] While Judy Garland sings (ooh-ooh, yeah!)
[02:51.52] They live a playful afterlife (ooh-ooh-ooh)
[02:53.32] That's fancy-free and reckless (ooh-ooh-ooh!)
[02:55.45] They swing upon the pearly gates
[02:57.45] And wear a pearly necklace
[03:00.41] Woo!
[03:00.75] They were not dirty (no!)
[03:02.69] They were good men (whoa-oh!)
[03:04.53] And now they're happy bear cubs
[03:06.97] In the Lord's big den
[03:09.76] Go forth and love each other now
[03:12.59] Like our boys would have done
[03:16.33] We'll teach the world to love
[03:20.97] The world to love
[03:23.17] I love my dead gay son
[03:25.36] My son!
[03:27.06] My son!
[03:29.10] Your dead gay son! (hey-hey-hey, whoa-oh, whoa-oh!)
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