The Doomer

Run like hell here comes The Doomer

Somewhere down in Louisiana
I seen him, The Doomer
Ridin' on an excavator
Forgin' hell by union labor

All them little parish towns
Got wiped out, he did 'em
Said he's comin', he ain't kiddin'
Guess my job's been under-bidden

I think that was my house floatin' by

Sundown if there comes another
They told us, don't worry
But all them levies look like tumors
Run like hell here comes The Doomer

Tell me how does this great nation
Award contracts to ugly demons
They gave the doomer lots of money
Pointy horns and hoods a steamin'

I saw the tape on Bill O'Rielly
The day they gave him all that money
The Doomer took it and he was laughing
No one could see what was so funny

He bought up all them bulldozers
Backhoes, loaders, excavators
Painted black with yellow fire
Told the folks he'd pay them later

What he done to Louisiana
Surprised it hadn't happen sooner
So come on all you Pollyannas
Run like hell here comes The Doomer

Next time congress votes for closure
He's somewhere, The Doomer
Roosevelt has been forgotten
Way down in the land of cotton

And all that money we were promised
He's got it, The Doomer
Got so much, it's gettin' moldy
Just like blood it trickles slowly

Next time might be your house floatin' by

And all them levies that he constructed
They're cracked, they're bleedin'
Surprised it hadn't happened sooner
Run like hell here comes The Doomer

Run like hell here comes The Doomer
Run like hell here comes The Doomer
Run like hell here comes The Doomer
Run like hell here comes The Doomer