Floyd the Barber

[00:16.63] Bell on door clangs, come on in
[00:20.57] Floyd observes my hairy chin
[00:24.35] Sit down, chair, don't be afraid
[00:28.22] Steamed hot towel on my face
[00:33.18]
[00:35.63] I was shaved
[00:39.58] I was shaved
[00:43.59] I was shaved
[00:47.11]
[00:56.01] Barney ties me to the chair
[01:00.13] I can't see, I'm really scared
[01:04.06] Floyd breathes hard, I hear a zip
[01:08.17] Pee-pee pressed against my lips
[01:13.59] I was shamed
[01:19.03] I was shamed
[01:23.88] I was shamed
[01:27.94]
[01:51.79] I sense others in the room
[01:55.27] Opie, Aunt Bee, I presume
[01:59.23] They take turns and cut me up
[02:03.13] I die smothered in Aunt Bee's muff
[02:09.84] I was shamed
[02:14.28] I was ashamed
[02:18.16] I was shamed
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