Allergic

[00:09.76] We're on the couch curled up
[00:13.27] We've been watching Bambi
[00:15.59] It's come to the sad scene
[00:18.98] You feel my limbs tense up
[00:22.42] I thank God I'm manly
[00:24.72] Don't need to show empathy
[00:27.68] You ask how I feel, I come out in a rash
[00:32.48] How can this be, I ate no shell-fash
[00:36.80] You say just open up, I sneeze right in your face
[00:41.50] Don't speak another word, girl
[00:43.26] I'm allergic to my emotions!
[00:45.33] (Achoo)
[00:47.66] Oh, baby
[00:49.92] You've mistaken me
[00:52.55] For someone who can process his emotions
[00:56.55] I'm shaking
[00:58.88] Anaphylactically
[01:01.27] At the thought of being psychically open
[01:04.76] Emotions make you nuts
[01:07.37] They're containing traces
[01:09.77] I'm itching voraciously
[01:13.32] I keep my lid locked shut
[01:16.51] It's healthy and spacious
[01:18.95] Repressing capriciously
[01:21.64] But there's so many feels I know I should express
[01:26.58] Grab you by the hand and take a deep breath
[01:30.85] Feel a sudden warmth rushing through my whole chest
[01:35.29] Oh wait, that's inflammation
[01:36.92] I'm allergic to my emotions!
[01:39.88] (Achoo)
[01:42.63] Oh, baby
[01:45.08] You've mistaken me
[01:47.15] For a guy who won't get hives from being open
[01:51.63] Don't make me
[01:53.97] Speak emotionally
[01:56.47] Unless you've got a dermatotic lotion
[01:59.85] You say you don't believe that
[02:04.36] Emotions can cause allergies
[02:08.06] Now you're googling a pollen count meter
[02:13.35] And it's off the charts today
[02:17.46] Wait you're telling me my feeling hay fever
[02:22.52] Is caused by actual hay?
[02:26.09] Oh, man, that's a big relief, yeah
[02:30.14] My allergies are separate from my emotional incompetence!
[02:35.76] I'm so relieved
[02:36.74] That my immunosensitivity
[02:39.18] Is unrelated to my shitty
[02:41.53] Communicative abilities
[02:43.62] (Achoo)
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