You're Just Jealous

Sample Sam went to the grape store
Bought a cabbage and some throw rugs
Sample Sam walked on out the door
Socked in the puss and mugged by bugs

Ruthie Gordon was a movie star
She loved a boy much younger than I am
Driving by her corpse in my car
She could have been the king of Siam

Henry Clump was a pious little boy
Not a cad or a never-do-well
His mother purchased him a zither for a toy
Consequently, his life went to hell