Pledge Allegiance to the Hag (feat. Merle Haggard)
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๐ Lyrics
There's a little dive on a dead-end road
Called the Cross-Eyed Cricket Waterin' Hole
Where you can hear the sound of a steel guitar
An' get loud, an' rowdy on PBR
But at the top of every hour
Man, you can hear a pin drop
As ol' Jack drops in a quarter
An' plays Merle on that jukebox, an' we stop
An' tip our hats, an' raise our glasses of cold, cold beer
They say, country's fadin' but we're still wavin' that flag 'round here
When it's time to go, you know you're welcome back
Where the people pledge allegiance to the Hag
When the weekend comes an' the weather's clear
There's a high spot fifteen miles from here
Where you can always find a few dusty trucks
With the windows down an' the radio up
We sit there poppin' tops
Shootin' bull an' singin' songs
But you can bet your boots
That when Haggard comes on
We tip our hats an' raise our glasses of cold, cold beer
They say, country's fadin' but we're still wavin' that flag around here
When it's time to go, you know you're welcome back
Where the people pledge allegiance to the Hag
One of these days when my time has come
You can take me back to where I'm from
Put me on a westbound train
An' ship me off in the pourin' rain
Don't cry for me when I'm gone
Just put a quarter in the jukebox
An' sing me back home
An' tip your hats, an' raise your glasses of cold, cold beer
They say, country's fadin' but just keep wavin' that flag around here
An' I know, it'll keep on comin' back long as people pledge allegiance
Where folks still pledge allegiance, I pledge allegiance to the Hag
Called the Cross-Eyed Cricket Waterin' Hole
Where you can hear the sound of a steel guitar
An' get loud, an' rowdy on PBR
But at the top of every hour
Man, you can hear a pin drop
As ol' Jack drops in a quarter
An' plays Merle on that jukebox, an' we stop
An' tip our hats, an' raise our glasses of cold, cold beer
They say, country's fadin' but we're still wavin' that flag 'round here
When it's time to go, you know you're welcome back
Where the people pledge allegiance to the Hag
When the weekend comes an' the weather's clear
There's a high spot fifteen miles from here
Where you can always find a few dusty trucks
With the windows down an' the radio up
We sit there poppin' tops
Shootin' bull an' singin' songs
But you can bet your boots
That when Haggard comes on
We tip our hats an' raise our glasses of cold, cold beer
They say, country's fadin' but we're still wavin' that flag around here
When it's time to go, you know you're welcome back
Where the people pledge allegiance to the Hag
One of these days when my time has come
You can take me back to where I'm from
Put me on a westbound train
An' ship me off in the pourin' rain
Don't cry for me when I'm gone
Just put a quarter in the jukebox
An' sing me back home
An' tip your hats, an' raise your glasses of cold, cold beer
They say, country's fadin' but just keep wavin' that flag around here
An' I know, it'll keep on comin' back long as people pledge allegiance
Where folks still pledge allegiance, I pledge allegiance to the Hag
โฑ๏ธ Synced Lyrics
[00:04.27] There's a little dive on a dead-end road
[00:23.85] Called the Cross-Eyed Cricket Waterin' Hole
[00:28.92] Where you can hear the sound of a steel guitar
[00:34.00] An' get loud, an' rowdy on PBR
[00:37.75] But at the top of every hour
[00:41.51] Man, you can hear a pin drop
[00:44.57] As ol' Jack drops in a quarter
[00:46.61] An' plays Merle on that jukebox, an' we stop
[00:51.46] An' tip our hats, an' raise our glasses of cold, cold beer
[01:01.38] They say, country's fadin' but we're still wavin' that flag 'round here
[01:11.19] When it's time to go, you know you're welcome back
[01:16.47] Where the people pledge allegiance to the Hag
[01:21.90] When the weekend comes an' the weather's clear
[01:24.13] There's a high spot fifteen miles from here
[01:31.01] Where you can always find a few dusty trucks
[01:41.51] With the windows down an' the radio up
[01:44.58] We sit there poppin' tops
[01:47.60] Shootin' bull an' singin' songs
[01:50.25] But you can bet your boots
[01:52.85] That when Haggard comes on
[01:55.55] We tip our hats an' raise our glasses of cold, cold beer
[02:05.85] They say, country's fadin' but we're still wavin' that flag around here
[02:17.48] When it's time to go, you know you're welcome back
[02:23.43] Where the people pledge allegiance to the Hag
[02:28.22] One of these days when my time has come
[02:45.93] You can take me back to where I'm from
[02:49.68] Put me on a westbound train
[02:55.13] An' ship me off in the pourin' rain
[02:58.20] Don't cry for me when I'm gone
[03:04.62] Just put a quarter in the jukebox
[03:07.33] An' sing me back home
[03:12.88] An' tip your hats, an' raise your glasses of cold, cold beer
[03:22.47] They say, country's fadin' but just keep wavin' that flag around here
[03:31.65] An' I know, it'll keep on comin' back long as people pledge allegiance
[03:41.09] Where folks still pledge allegiance, I pledge allegiance to the Hag
[03:50.33]
[00:23.85] Called the Cross-Eyed Cricket Waterin' Hole
[00:28.92] Where you can hear the sound of a steel guitar
[00:34.00] An' get loud, an' rowdy on PBR
[00:37.75] But at the top of every hour
[00:41.51] Man, you can hear a pin drop
[00:44.57] As ol' Jack drops in a quarter
[00:46.61] An' plays Merle on that jukebox, an' we stop
[00:51.46] An' tip our hats, an' raise our glasses of cold, cold beer
[01:01.38] They say, country's fadin' but we're still wavin' that flag 'round here
[01:11.19] When it's time to go, you know you're welcome back
[01:16.47] Where the people pledge allegiance to the Hag
[01:21.90] When the weekend comes an' the weather's clear
[01:24.13] There's a high spot fifteen miles from here
[01:31.01] Where you can always find a few dusty trucks
[01:41.51] With the windows down an' the radio up
[01:44.58] We sit there poppin' tops
[01:47.60] Shootin' bull an' singin' songs
[01:50.25] But you can bet your boots
[01:52.85] That when Haggard comes on
[01:55.55] We tip our hats an' raise our glasses of cold, cold beer
[02:05.85] They say, country's fadin' but we're still wavin' that flag around here
[02:17.48] When it's time to go, you know you're welcome back
[02:23.43] Where the people pledge allegiance to the Hag
[02:28.22] One of these days when my time has come
[02:45.93] You can take me back to where I'm from
[02:49.68] Put me on a westbound train
[02:55.13] An' ship me off in the pourin' rain
[02:58.20] Don't cry for me when I'm gone
[03:04.62] Just put a quarter in the jukebox
[03:07.33] An' sing me back home
[03:12.88] An' tip your hats, an' raise your glasses of cold, cold beer
[03:22.47] They say, country's fadin' but just keep wavin' that flag around here
[03:31.65] An' I know, it'll keep on comin' back long as people pledge allegiance
[03:41.09] Where folks still pledge allegiance, I pledge allegiance to the Hag
[03:50.33]