Rejected Kongs: A New DK Rap
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โฑ๏ธ 3:21 duration
๐ ID: 7069076
๐ Lyrics
Well, the gang's all here that you never knew
It's the Reject Kongs of the DK Crew!
You knew Donkey and Diddy, and quite a few more
But ya ain't never heard of these apes before!
Re-jects! Rejected Kongs! Re-jects! Reject Kongs like these
He's the Kong whose Kongcave konstantly itches!
He's wearin' a pair of big tears in his britches!
The moment he wakes, he can tell that he's flaky
An hour in the shower aids his exfoliating!
The patches of rashes that he's actually scratchin'
Need a cortisone cream if he hopes to dispatch 'em!
This ape keeps scraping till he's way over all of this
Can someone recommend him a good dermatologist?
It-chy! Itchy Kong! It-chy! Itchy to the max!
She's a covetous Kong and she can't have enough
She's here to help herself to a bunch of your stuff!
She's been banned from Bevmo for committing crimes
She's been sentenced to jail about eleven times!
She's got sticky fingers she can pop cans of pop with
And she'll pilfer your silver while she's trying to shoplift!
She's a Klepto-Kong- Oh! She's takin' our bongos!
She'll make of with more depending how long the song goes
Grab-by! Grabby Kong! Grab-by! Grabby stole our hearts!
He has no friends cause they won't take his crap
They know this ape goes ape because he's eager to slap!
He's smack his mom! He'll swat a baby!
He'll take his palm to a pack of old ladies!
Puttin' prints on your cheeks is his unholy pleasure
Spittin' quick-fire cuffs in incalculabe measure
So brace your face, whether ready or not
Slap-py! Slappy Kong! Slap-py! Slappy's throwin' down!
She's the drunk of the bunch and her one notoriety
Is Tipsy can't keep a full day of sobriety
This Kong smells strong! Foul. Fermenting urine's
An olfactory attack when she's in the room you're in!
She can't walk a line. She's perpetually wasted
And the fruit of the vine's all this wino has tasted!
Barfin' on the carpet liek rum-imbibing bum there!
Crackin' in a keg cause it's 5 o'clock somewhere!
Tip-sy! Tipsy Kong! Tip-sy! Tipsy's on the loose!
He's the leader of the pack since he sacked the Jin Dynasty!
A plan that began killing clans by the China Sea!
The Kongs won't talk of this warmongerin' mongol
Who killed several mil in ways decidedly wrongful
This nomadic madman committed atrocities-
Wiped Wuhai off the map with a frightening ferocity!
This mongol monstrosity mangled most of Asia
Yeah. Your Great wall was great, but Genghis Kong gone and played ya!
Gen-ghis! Genghis Kong! Gen-ghis! Genghis Kong for life!
He's the akward twig of the Kong family tree
Someone gice him a sock so he can finally be free
In the wizarding world, he's considered a peon!
A gangsta little pranksta who's been stepped on for eons!
He's pals with Potter and Hermione Granger
Till he's brutally killed by Bellatrix Lestrange!
Sure. His fashion is lacking but this sack-clad sensation
Is the poster-child house elf of self flagellation!
Dob-by! Dobby Kong! Dob-by! Dobby's in the house!
It's the Reject Kongs of the DK Crew!
You knew Donkey and Diddy, and quite a few more
But ya ain't never heard of these apes before!
Re-jects! Rejected Kongs! Re-jects! Reject Kongs like these
He's the Kong whose Kongcave konstantly itches!
He's wearin' a pair of big tears in his britches!
The moment he wakes, he can tell that he's flaky
An hour in the shower aids his exfoliating!
The patches of rashes that he's actually scratchin'
Need a cortisone cream if he hopes to dispatch 'em!
This ape keeps scraping till he's way over all of this
Can someone recommend him a good dermatologist?
It-chy! Itchy Kong! It-chy! Itchy to the max!
She's a covetous Kong and she can't have enough
She's here to help herself to a bunch of your stuff!
She's been banned from Bevmo for committing crimes
She's been sentenced to jail about eleven times!
She's got sticky fingers she can pop cans of pop with
And she'll pilfer your silver while she's trying to shoplift!
She's a Klepto-Kong- Oh! She's takin' our bongos!
She'll make of with more depending how long the song goes
Grab-by! Grabby Kong! Grab-by! Grabby stole our hearts!
He has no friends cause they won't take his crap
They know this ape goes ape because he's eager to slap!
He's smack his mom! He'll swat a baby!
He'll take his palm to a pack of old ladies!
Puttin' prints on your cheeks is his unholy pleasure
Spittin' quick-fire cuffs in incalculabe measure
So brace your face, whether ready or not
Slap-py! Slappy Kong! Slap-py! Slappy's throwin' down!
She's the drunk of the bunch and her one notoriety
Is Tipsy can't keep a full day of sobriety
This Kong smells strong! Foul. Fermenting urine's
An olfactory attack when she's in the room you're in!
She can't walk a line. She's perpetually wasted
And the fruit of the vine's all this wino has tasted!
Barfin' on the carpet liek rum-imbibing bum there!
Crackin' in a keg cause it's 5 o'clock somewhere!
Tip-sy! Tipsy Kong! Tip-sy! Tipsy's on the loose!
He's the leader of the pack since he sacked the Jin Dynasty!
A plan that began killing clans by the China Sea!
The Kongs won't talk of this warmongerin' mongol
Who killed several mil in ways decidedly wrongful
This nomadic madman committed atrocities-
Wiped Wuhai off the map with a frightening ferocity!
This mongol monstrosity mangled most of Asia
Yeah. Your Great wall was great, but Genghis Kong gone and played ya!
Gen-ghis! Genghis Kong! Gen-ghis! Genghis Kong for life!
He's the akward twig of the Kong family tree
Someone gice him a sock so he can finally be free
In the wizarding world, he's considered a peon!
A gangsta little pranksta who's been stepped on for eons!
He's pals with Potter and Hermione Granger
Till he's brutally killed by Bellatrix Lestrange!
Sure. His fashion is lacking but this sack-clad sensation
Is the poster-child house elf of self flagellation!
Dob-by! Dobby Kong! Dob-by! Dobby's in the house!