Eternity

Mayonnaise, meat, cheese, and lettuce
Mayonnaise, meat, cheese, and lettuce
Mayonnaise, meat, cheese, and lettuce
Mayonnaise, meat, cheese, and lettuce

I'm a robot who is programmed to perform a routine
A machine
Faster!
Instead of spreading mayo, there's a better use for this knife
Take my life
McClam!

Or I think that when Crabble isn't lookin'
I should sink it in between his shoulders, now we're cookin'
Do your job because there ain't no other future in sight
God, he's right

Is this my life now?
Is this it?
This is how it's gonna be
This is your life now
This is shit
'Til eternity

Mayonnaise, meat, cheese, and lettuce
Mayonnaise, meat, cheese, and lettuce

When you're young you think that you can do whatever you please
Where's the cheese?
Dreams are great but tell ya dreams won't buy you something to eat
That's all meat!

As a boy I dreamed that I would be the greatest bowler
Or a deep sea diver
Or an air traffic controller!

And I was!
I used to stand in the middle of all those planes, shouting,
"Stop! Go! Yield! Turn!"
And I coulda' done it forever

But instead, I work a job that makes me wish I were what was dead
Between bread

This is my life now
This is it
And it's how it's gonna be
This is my life now
You can't quit
This eternity

Can't reverse it
But we can curse it
(Screw this!)
(Let it burn!)
We could pick it
Get a one-way ticket
And never return

Who we kidding?
There ain't no winning of
This living hell
Stuck with this pisser
Oh God, I miss her
What's that stink I smell?

That stink's my life now
This is it
This is how it's gonna be
This is my life now
You can't quit
This eternity

What does this get us?
This whole life?
There's no hope of breaking free
Of meat, cheese and lettuce
And repeat
'Til eternity

Mayonnaise, meat, cheese, and lettuce
Mayonnaise, meat, cheese, and lettuce
Mayonnaise, meat, cheese, and lettuce