Gonna Miss You Carla - Original Version

So Carla, when will you be back?
Not for a year
A Year?!?
Not for one long, long year
Mmmmm, Mmmmm
We understand you love that kid, but this ain't no way to treat us.
And I hesitate to say you did, what Judas done to Jesus!
When you leave us all, we'll be upset
Look out that floor is very wet
We're gonna miss you, Carla
We're gonna miss you 'round here!
We're gonna miss you, Carla
We're singin' this through our tears!
How we ever gonna get along without ya for a long, long year?
Who'll tell me that my new toupee looks sweet?
Who'll treat my gay son's rash and be discrete?
Who'll give me better ways to say "man-meat"?
"Pincho chiquito"
Thanks! I'm usin' that!
Ooooh, we're gonna miss you 'round here
We're gonna miss you, Carla
We're singin' this through our tears
How we ever gonna get along without ya for a long, long year?
My baby's made the choice to be at home and not at work
So let us all rejoice 'cause she's the brand-new Mama Turk!
He's right of course, and yet my heart
In spite of this feels torn apart
We're gonna miss you, Carla
We're gonna miss you 'round here!
I need a tissue, Carla!
We're singin' this through our tears!
How we ever gonna get along without ya?
How we ever gonna get along without ya?
How we ever gonna get along without ya?
Lunch!
It's gonna be a long, long year