I Think I Got You Beat

[00:01.00] There are things you don't know
[00:02.77] You know, about me, about how rough I had it
[00:07.00] What, in that cushy tower of yours?
[00:09.38] Cushy? Are you kidding?
[00:10.91] I had nothing, in that tower
[00:14.26] Fighting boredom by the hour!
[00:17.29] Princess Lonely, walking circles
[00:21.36] I had only
[00:24.56] Bare essentials, army cot
[00:26.88] A hot plate and chamber pot and
[00:28.62] Every morning I would boil it
[00:31.71] No choice, I had no toilet!
[00:33.44] Just a view of devastation
[00:35.32] Out one window, isolation
[00:37.27] In my bedroom and very little headroom
[00:40.99] Twenty years, I sat and waited
[00:42.81] I'm very dedicated
[00:44.97] On the walls the days were added
[00:46.99] Luckily, those walls were padded!
[00:49.83] So
[00:51.31] I think I got you beat
[00:53.20] I think I got you beat
[00:56.08] Yeah, yeah, yeah
[00:59.03] I think I got you beat
[01:01.12] I think I got you beat
[01:03.32] Oh, you think so? That was a sad story, but
[01:07.18] I've heard better, I'm just saying
[01:08.89] 'A' for effort, thanks for playing
[01:10.64] Sad to see a princess suffer
[01:14.15] But I had it rougher
[01:15.37] Like that time a mob with torches
[01:17.26] Burned my britches, see the scorches
[01:19.28] You're just whiney
[01:21.17] I had a flaming hiney!
[01:23.00] As I fled I had to wonder
[01:24.61] If I were torn asunder
[01:26.60] Would an ogre go to heaven
[01:28.58] Did I mention I was seven?
[01:32.11] So
[01:33.11] I think I got you beat
[01:34.85] I think I got you beat
[01:37.24] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
[01:40.89] I think I got you beat
[01:42.95] I think I got you beat
[01:47.41] No warm regards
[01:50.99] No Christmas cards
[01:54.87] And every day (was Hell on Earth day)
[02:01.79] Okay, top this!
[02:03.24] I missed my prom!
[02:04.80] My dad and mom sent me away
[02:08.67] It was my birthday
[02:11.30] I was sent away on Christmas Eve
[02:14.82] Ha ha!
[02:15.08] Bare essentials, army cot, a hot plate and a chamber pot (no warm regards)
[02:19.27] And every morning, I would boil it No choice, I had no toilet! (No Christmas cards)
[02:22.87] Just a view of devastation, out one window isolation (and every day was Hell on Earth day)
[02:27.37] In my bedroom, and very little headroom
[02:31.00] Twenty years, I sat and waited! (I missed my prom! My dad and mom)
[02:33.01] I'm very dedicated (sent me away)
[02:34.87] On the walls the days were added (it was my birthday)
[02:41.18] (Twenty years) I missed my prom!
[02:42.43] My dad and mom sent me away
[02:53.04] So
[02:54.59] So
[02:56.06] I think I got you beat
[02:58.43] I think I got you beat
[03:00.63] Yeah (yeah)
[03:01.77] Yeah (yeah)
[03:02.94] Yeah (yeah)
[03:04.00] Yeah (yeah)
[03:04.11] I think I got you beat
[03:06.13] I think I got you beat
[03:08.26] Yeah (yeah)
[03:09.35] Yeah (yeah)
[03:10.58] Yeah (yeah)
[03:11.53] Yeah (yeah)
[03:12.01] I think I got you beat
[03:13.97] I think I got you beat
[03:16.63] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
[03:20.27] Oopsi!
[03:22.15] Oh well better out than in I always say
[03:28.44] Ooh
[03:30.55] Hmm hmm hmm hmm
[03:33.01] Hmm hmm hmm hmm
[03:37.90] Hmm hmm hmm hmm
[03:42.85] Hmm hmm hmm hmm
[03:46.74] Nana nana na
[03:48.31] Nana nana na
[03:54.52] Oh
[03:56.84] No! (Watch out)
[03:58.25] Oh pull my finger
[04:01.95] No no no non no
[04:10.00] Yeah yeah
[04:13.49] Yeah yeah
[04:17.55] Yeah yeah
[04:21.86] Yeah yeah