Rick Grimes vs Walter White [Explicit]
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Epic Rap Battles of History!
Rick Grimes
Versus
Walter White
Begin!
Carl, stay back, this is gonna get bad
I'm 'bout show this lab rat how to be a real dad
A grade-A MC who will ruin your A1 day
Cause Sheriff Grimes rhymes dirty like my armpit stains
I'm a post-apocalyptic cop who's got a lot of issues
Pop a cap in you and splatter the brain you misuse
Cooking up Blue Sky and bigger lies for Skyler
Hatching little schemes like a dying MacGyver
You tore your family apart, sin by sin
Where I live, it happens literally, limb from limb
So write this down in your pancakes so you won't forget it
I kill zombies that are better men than you before breakfast
I don't know what you think I've done
But if we were to battle, I've already won
Ask Gus, you don't wanna face off against me
I'll stuff you in a barrel and make a dude smoothie (huaugh!)
Your sense of duty gets your group into some deep doody
Always getting saved by some samurai booty
I'm a kingpin, cookin' crystal in the middle of the day
Having dinner by the pool with the DEA
Run you over with my Aztek; GTA
If you ever try to stop Heisenberg gettin' paid
Here's a hot dose, let me watch you choke on the truth
You look up to me like I'm a pizza on the roof
'Cause you're a loser, a failure to your whole entire crew
I've seen Walter Jr. handle walkers better than you
CARL! I said stay back with the others
While I finish this bitch like you finished your mother
You ain't the danger to me, Walt, so knock all you want
I'll watch you get eaten on my fuckin' front lawn
Your monsters don't frighten me, and you can bite me
I'll be standing right here in my tighty Walter Whities (huaugh!)
I'll bury you faster than your partner stole your whole life
No one saw Shane coming except for your wife
Who won?
Who's next?
You deci--
Rick Grimes
Versus
Walter White
Begin!
Carl, stay back, this is gonna get bad
I'm 'bout show this lab rat how to be a real dad
A grade-A MC who will ruin your A1 day
Cause Sheriff Grimes rhymes dirty like my armpit stains
I'm a post-apocalyptic cop who's got a lot of issues
Pop a cap in you and splatter the brain you misuse
Cooking up Blue Sky and bigger lies for Skyler
Hatching little schemes like a dying MacGyver
You tore your family apart, sin by sin
Where I live, it happens literally, limb from limb
So write this down in your pancakes so you won't forget it
I kill zombies that are better men than you before breakfast
I don't know what you think I've done
But if we were to battle, I've already won
Ask Gus, you don't wanna face off against me
I'll stuff you in a barrel and make a dude smoothie (huaugh!)
Your sense of duty gets your group into some deep doody
Always getting saved by some samurai booty
I'm a kingpin, cookin' crystal in the middle of the day
Having dinner by the pool with the DEA
Run you over with my Aztek; GTA
If you ever try to stop Heisenberg gettin' paid
Here's a hot dose, let me watch you choke on the truth
You look up to me like I'm a pizza on the roof
'Cause you're a loser, a failure to your whole entire crew
I've seen Walter Jr. handle walkers better than you
CARL! I said stay back with the others
While I finish this bitch like you finished your mother
You ain't the danger to me, Walt, so knock all you want
I'll watch you get eaten on my fuckin' front lawn
Your monsters don't frighten me, and you can bite me
I'll be standing right here in my tighty Walter Whities (huaugh!)
I'll bury you faster than your partner stole your whole life
No one saw Shane coming except for your wife
Who won?
Who's next?
You deci--
โฑ๏ธ Synced Lyrics
[00:02.02] Epic Rap Battles of History!
[00:05.82] Rick Grimes
[00:08.28] Versus
[00:09.47] Walter White
[00:11.54] Begin!
[00:11.96] Carl, stay back, this is gonna get bad
[00:14.21] I'm 'bout show this lab rat how to be a real dad
[00:17.16] A grade-A MC who will ruin your A1 day
[00:19.88] Cause Sheriff Grimes rhymes dirty like my armpit stains
[00:22.76] I'm a post-apocalyptic cop who's got a lot of issues
[00:25.95] Pop a cap in you and splatter the brain you misuse
[00:28.73] Cooking up Blue Sky and bigger lies for Skyler
[00:31.54] Hatching little schemes like a dying MacGyver
[00:34.40] You tore your family apart, sin by sin
[00:36.98] Where I live, it happens literally, limb from limb
[00:39.64] So write this down in your pancakes so you won't forget it
[00:42.59] I kill zombies that are better men than you before breakfast
[00:45.73] I don't know what you think I've done
[00:48.18] But if we were to battle, I've already won
[00:50.91] Ask Gus, you don't wanna face off against me
[00:54.06] I'll stuff you in a barrel and make a dude smoothie (huaugh!)
[00:57.05] Your sense of duty gets your group into some deep doody
[00:59.86] Always getting saved by some samurai booty
[01:02.52] I'm a kingpin, cookin' crystal in the middle of the day
[01:05.55] Having dinner by the pool with the DEA
[01:08.33] Run you over with my Aztek; GTA
[01:11.12] If you ever try to stop Heisenberg gettin' paid
[01:14.04] Here's a hot dose, let me watch you choke on the truth
[01:17.10] You look up to me like I'm a pizza on the roof
[01:19.60] 'Cause you're a loser, a failure to your whole entire crew
[01:22.11] I've seen Walter Jr. handle walkers better than you
[01:25.32] CARL! I said stay back with the others
[01:27.93] While I finish this bitch like you finished your mother
[01:30.79] You ain't the danger to me, Walt, so knock all you want
[01:33.88] I'll watch you get eaten on my fuckin' front lawn
[01:36.67] Your monsters don't frighten me, and you can bite me
[01:39.35] I'll be standing right here in my tighty Walter Whities (huaugh!)
[01:42.70] I'll bury you faster than your partner stole your whole life
[01:44.83] No one saw Shane coming except for your wife
[01:48.34] Who won?
[01:49.76] Who's next?
[01:51.39] You deci--
[01:53.48]
[00:05.82] Rick Grimes
[00:08.28] Versus
[00:09.47] Walter White
[00:11.54] Begin!
[00:11.96] Carl, stay back, this is gonna get bad
[00:14.21] I'm 'bout show this lab rat how to be a real dad
[00:17.16] A grade-A MC who will ruin your A1 day
[00:19.88] Cause Sheriff Grimes rhymes dirty like my armpit stains
[00:22.76] I'm a post-apocalyptic cop who's got a lot of issues
[00:25.95] Pop a cap in you and splatter the brain you misuse
[00:28.73] Cooking up Blue Sky and bigger lies for Skyler
[00:31.54] Hatching little schemes like a dying MacGyver
[00:34.40] You tore your family apart, sin by sin
[00:36.98] Where I live, it happens literally, limb from limb
[00:39.64] So write this down in your pancakes so you won't forget it
[00:42.59] I kill zombies that are better men than you before breakfast
[00:45.73] I don't know what you think I've done
[00:48.18] But if we were to battle, I've already won
[00:50.91] Ask Gus, you don't wanna face off against me
[00:54.06] I'll stuff you in a barrel and make a dude smoothie (huaugh!)
[00:57.05] Your sense of duty gets your group into some deep doody
[00:59.86] Always getting saved by some samurai booty
[01:02.52] I'm a kingpin, cookin' crystal in the middle of the day
[01:05.55] Having dinner by the pool with the DEA
[01:08.33] Run you over with my Aztek; GTA
[01:11.12] If you ever try to stop Heisenberg gettin' paid
[01:14.04] Here's a hot dose, let me watch you choke on the truth
[01:17.10] You look up to me like I'm a pizza on the roof
[01:19.60] 'Cause you're a loser, a failure to your whole entire crew
[01:22.11] I've seen Walter Jr. handle walkers better than you
[01:25.32] CARL! I said stay back with the others
[01:27.93] While I finish this bitch like you finished your mother
[01:30.79] You ain't the danger to me, Walt, so knock all you want
[01:33.88] I'll watch you get eaten on my fuckin' front lawn
[01:36.67] Your monsters don't frighten me, and you can bite me
[01:39.35] I'll be standing right here in my tighty Walter Whities (huaugh!)
[01:42.70] I'll bury you faster than your partner stole your whole life
[01:44.83] No one saw Shane coming except for your wife
[01:48.34] Who won?
[01:49.76] Who's next?
[01:51.39] You deci--
[01:53.48]