She's Not My Lover
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It's kinda strange
He never calls from work to say he loves me
So why's he calling now?
A sudden change
The lipstick on his collar don't belong to me
And I have my doubts
Now it's my guess
Oh, if my suspicions are correct
She's been slipping out the back door, baby
And I'm gonna get it right
And I can't wait
He looked at me and said
She's not my lover
(Sure she's not)
She's just a friend of mine
You are the only one
You say, "she's not my type"
I swear there are no others
(Yeah, right)
I'm just an average guy
That's why you're asking for her
You saw her sneak out last night
I thought about
The many nights he's working after hours
He's always out so late
And something else
He's never been the type to bring me flowers
So, why the fresh bouquet?
Now, I suspect
Oh, he thinks he running with the best
And I know better now he's not the only one
And just before I plan to spoil his fun
He looked at me and said
She's not my lover
(Sure she's not)
She's just a friend of mine
You are the only one
You say, "she's not my type"
I swear there are no others
(Yeah, right)
I'm just an average guy
That's why you're asking for her
You saw her sneak out last night
Wait a minute, I can explain
Shoot, I don't even know her name
To be perfectly honest, I just met her today
Well, what's this?
Oh, I was gonna throw that away
And this lipstick on my collar's not even hers
As a matter of fact, this is not my shirt
You know my roommate Bernard with the real big ears?
Hmm
Well, my shirts were dirty
So, I borrowed one of his
Girl, you gotta believe me
I'm telling the truth
Actually, we were just talkin' about you
Oh, were you now?
No, nothing like that
I'll never see another girl behind your back
Although, looking at her I can see nothing she likes
Honey, you're the only girl for me
What's up with that?
Before I go out on you
Well, I'd rather go blind
Boy Scout oh her
"If I'm lyin', I'm flyin"
She's not my lover
(Sure she's not)
She's just a friend of mine
You are the only one
You say, "she's not my type"
I swear there are no others
(Yeah, right)
I'm just an average guy
That's why you're asking for her
Yo, Doc man, what's up?
You can't let her talk to you like that
You better tell her
Now, listen here bitch
No, you gon' explain
Poppin' in here while I'm handling things
If I said I'd known her
You'd have had a fit
But, I've been working on this by the week now, shit
The lipstick ain't yours
Then you better be glad
If I found it was, I'd beat your ass
But your roommate!
Ha! You're late
I just told you that shit
I don't have a roommate
What?!
Talking 'bout you
Damn right I was dissing
If you weren't at the door
Then you couldn't have been listening
Next to you, she's a ten and a half
By the way, kiss my ass
Ooh!
Go ahead
Make my day
Um, dear?
Um, darling?
Could you like, please, put the gun down
No put, no put the gun down
Dear?
I'm outta here
He never calls from work to say he loves me
So why's he calling now?
A sudden change
The lipstick on his collar don't belong to me
And I have my doubts
Now it's my guess
Oh, if my suspicions are correct
She's been slipping out the back door, baby
And I'm gonna get it right
And I can't wait
He looked at me and said
She's not my lover
(Sure she's not)
She's just a friend of mine
You are the only one
You say, "she's not my type"
I swear there are no others
(Yeah, right)
I'm just an average guy
That's why you're asking for her
You saw her sneak out last night
I thought about
The many nights he's working after hours
He's always out so late
And something else
He's never been the type to bring me flowers
So, why the fresh bouquet?
Now, I suspect
Oh, he thinks he running with the best
And I know better now he's not the only one
And just before I plan to spoil his fun
He looked at me and said
She's not my lover
(Sure she's not)
She's just a friend of mine
You are the only one
You say, "she's not my type"
I swear there are no others
(Yeah, right)
I'm just an average guy
That's why you're asking for her
You saw her sneak out last night
Wait a minute, I can explain
Shoot, I don't even know her name
To be perfectly honest, I just met her today
Well, what's this?
Oh, I was gonna throw that away
And this lipstick on my collar's not even hers
As a matter of fact, this is not my shirt
You know my roommate Bernard with the real big ears?
Hmm
Well, my shirts were dirty
So, I borrowed one of his
Girl, you gotta believe me
I'm telling the truth
Actually, we were just talkin' about you
Oh, were you now?
No, nothing like that
I'll never see another girl behind your back
Although, looking at her I can see nothing she likes
Honey, you're the only girl for me
What's up with that?
Before I go out on you
Well, I'd rather go blind
Boy Scout oh her
"If I'm lyin', I'm flyin"
She's not my lover
(Sure she's not)
She's just a friend of mine
You are the only one
You say, "she's not my type"
I swear there are no others
(Yeah, right)
I'm just an average guy
That's why you're asking for her
Yo, Doc man, what's up?
You can't let her talk to you like that
You better tell her
Now, listen here bitch
No, you gon' explain
Poppin' in here while I'm handling things
If I said I'd known her
You'd have had a fit
But, I've been working on this by the week now, shit
The lipstick ain't yours
Then you better be glad
If I found it was, I'd beat your ass
But your roommate!
Ha! You're late
I just told you that shit
I don't have a roommate
What?!
Talking 'bout you
Damn right I was dissing
If you weren't at the door
Then you couldn't have been listening
Next to you, she's a ten and a half
By the way, kiss my ass
Ooh!
Go ahead
Make my day
Um, dear?
Um, darling?
Could you like, please, put the gun down
No put, no put the gun down
Dear?
I'm outta here