Broken Hearts Are For Assholes (Live At The Palladium - 10/31/81 - Show 1)
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๐ Lyrics
Hey! do you know what you are?
You're an asshole!
A what? "An asshole"
Some of you might not agree
'Cause you probably likes a lot of misery
But think a while and you will see
Broken hearts are for assholes
Broken hearts are for assholes
And you're an asshole?
Broken hearts are for assholes
And you're an asshole too? (that's right)
Whatcha gonna do, 'cause you're an asshole
You're an, you're an
I said you are an asshole
Maybe you think you're a lonely guy
Maybe you think you're too tough to cry
So you went to The Grave just to give it a try
And Dagmar
Was his name
The whiskers sticking out from underneath of his pancake make-up
Nearly drove you insane
And so you kissed a little sailor
Who had just blew in from Spain
You pulled a chain and test a little content you got from Jimmy
In a bow, salute to her
You sniffed the reeking buns of Angels
And acted like it was cocaine
You were dazzled by the exciting new costume of Ko-Ko
In a way you can't explain
And so you worked the wall with Michael
Which gave your back an awful strain
But you came back on Sunday for the gong show
But you forgot what I was sayin'
'Cause you're an asshole, you're an asshole
That's right
You're an asshole, you're an asshole
Yes, yes
You're an asshole, you're an asshole
That's right
You're an asshole, you're an asshole
Now you been to The Grape and you been to The Chest
And now I think you know what you are: you're an asshole
A what? "An asshole" a what?
You say you can't live with what you been through
Well, ladies you can be an asshole too
You might pretend you ain't got one on the bottom of you
But don't fool yourself girl
It's blinkin' at you
Don't fool yourself girl
It's blinkin' at you
Don't fool yourself girl
It's blinkin' at you
That's why I say
I'm gonna ram it, ram it, ram it
Ram it up your poop chute
Corn hole
Ram it, ram it, ram it
Ram it up your poop chute
Fist fuck
Ram it, ram it, ram it
Ram it up your poop chute
Wrist-watch; Crisco
Ram it, ram it, ram it
Ram it up your poop chute
Don't fool yourself, girl
It's goin' right up your poop chute
Don't fool yourself, girl
It's goin' right up your poop chute
Don't fool yourself, girl
It's goin' right up your poop chute (ayayaya)
Don't fool yourself, girl
It's goin' right up your poop chute (ayayaya)
Don't fool yourself, girl
It's goin' right up your poop chute (ayayayaya)
Don't fool yourself, girl
It's goin' right up your poop chute
Aw, I knew you'd be surprised
You're an asshole!
A what? "An asshole"
Some of you might not agree
'Cause you probably likes a lot of misery
But think a while and you will see
Broken hearts are for assholes
Broken hearts are for assholes
And you're an asshole?
Broken hearts are for assholes
And you're an asshole too? (that's right)
Whatcha gonna do, 'cause you're an asshole
You're an, you're an
I said you are an asshole
Maybe you think you're a lonely guy
Maybe you think you're too tough to cry
So you went to The Grave just to give it a try
And Dagmar
Was his name
The whiskers sticking out from underneath of his pancake make-up
Nearly drove you insane
And so you kissed a little sailor
Who had just blew in from Spain
You pulled a chain and test a little content you got from Jimmy
In a bow, salute to her
You sniffed the reeking buns of Angels
And acted like it was cocaine
You were dazzled by the exciting new costume of Ko-Ko
In a way you can't explain
And so you worked the wall with Michael
Which gave your back an awful strain
But you came back on Sunday for the gong show
But you forgot what I was sayin'
'Cause you're an asshole, you're an asshole
That's right
You're an asshole, you're an asshole
Yes, yes
You're an asshole, you're an asshole
That's right
You're an asshole, you're an asshole
Now you been to The Grape and you been to The Chest
And now I think you know what you are: you're an asshole
A what? "An asshole" a what?
You say you can't live with what you been through
Well, ladies you can be an asshole too
You might pretend you ain't got one on the bottom of you
But don't fool yourself girl
It's blinkin' at you
Don't fool yourself girl
It's blinkin' at you
Don't fool yourself girl
It's blinkin' at you
That's why I say
I'm gonna ram it, ram it, ram it
Ram it up your poop chute
Corn hole
Ram it, ram it, ram it
Ram it up your poop chute
Fist fuck
Ram it, ram it, ram it
Ram it up your poop chute
Wrist-watch; Crisco
Ram it, ram it, ram it
Ram it up your poop chute
Don't fool yourself, girl
It's goin' right up your poop chute
Don't fool yourself, girl
It's goin' right up your poop chute
Don't fool yourself, girl
It's goin' right up your poop chute (ayayaya)
Don't fool yourself, girl
It's goin' right up your poop chute (ayayaya)
Don't fool yourself, girl
It's goin' right up your poop chute (ayayayaya)
Don't fool yourself, girl
It's goin' right up your poop chute
Aw, I knew you'd be surprised
โฑ๏ธ Synced Lyrics
[00:08.64] Hey! do you know what you are?
[00:12.21] You're an asshole!
[00:13.76] A what? "An asshole"
[00:17.18] Some of you might not agree
[00:21.06] 'Cause you probably likes a lot of misery
[00:26.09] But think a while and you will see
[00:28.42]
[00:32.68] Broken hearts are for assholes
[00:36.96] Broken hearts are for assholes
[00:39.98] And you're an asshole?
[00:41.44] Broken hearts are for assholes
[00:44.03] And you're an asshole too? (that's right)
[00:48.72] Whatcha gonna do, 'cause you're an asshole
[00:55.51]
[01:00.59] You're an, you're an
[01:03.47] I said you are an asshole
[01:07.84] Maybe you think you're a lonely guy
[01:12.56] Maybe you think you're too tough to cry
[01:16.36] So you went to The Grave just to give it a try
[01:20.39]
[01:22.94] And Dagmar
[01:26.01] Was his name
[01:29.66] The whiskers sticking out from underneath of his pancake make-up
[01:34.42] Nearly drove you insane
[01:38.78] And so you kissed a little sailor
[01:43.23] Who had just blew in from Spain
[01:47.38] You pulled a chain and test a little content you got from Jimmy
[01:51.92] In a bow, salute to her
[01:56.24] You sniffed the reeking buns of Angels
[02:00.73] And acted like it was cocaine
[02:05.22] You were dazzled by the exciting new costume of Ko-Ko
[02:09.67] In a way you can't explain
[02:14.07] And so you worked the wall with Michael
[02:18.45] Which gave your back an awful strain
[02:22.81] But you came back on Sunday for the gong show
[02:27.28] But you forgot what I was sayin'
[02:31.42] 'Cause you're an asshole, you're an asshole
[02:33.29] That's right
[02:33.94] You're an asshole, you're an asshole
[02:35.13] Yes, yes
[02:35.98] You're an asshole, you're an asshole
[02:37.49] That's right
[02:38.10] You're an asshole, you're an asshole
[02:39.90]
[02:44.62] Now you been to The Grape and you been to The Chest
[02:46.72] And now I think you know what you are: you're an asshole
[02:49.93] A what? "An asshole" a what?
[02:53.30] You say you can't live with what you been through
[02:57.10] Well, ladies you can be an asshole too
[03:01.66] You might pretend you ain't got one on the bottom of you
[03:05.37]
[03:08.17] But don't fool yourself girl
[03:09.85] It's blinkin' at you
[03:12.81] Don't fool yourself girl
[03:14.38] It's blinkin' at you
[03:17.02] Don't fool yourself girl
[03:18.82] It's blinkin' at you
[03:20.35] That's why I say
[03:21.64] I'm gonna ram it, ram it, ram it
[03:23.51] Ram it up your poop chute
[03:25.06] Corn hole
[03:26.48] Ram it, ram it, ram it
[03:28.04] Ram it up your poop chute
[03:29.77] Fist fuck
[03:31.05] Ram it, ram it, ram it
[03:32.59] Ram it up your poop chute
[03:33.93] Wrist-watch; Crisco
[03:35.37] Ram it, ram it, ram it
[03:37.28] Ram it up your poop chute
[03:40.06] Don't fool yourself, girl
[03:41.47] It's goin' right up your poop chute
[03:43.81] Don't fool yourself, girl
[03:45.37] It's goin' right up your poop chute
[03:48.54] Don't fool yourself, girl
[03:50.10] It's goin' right up your poop chute (ayayaya)
[03:53.27] Don't fool yourself, girl
[03:54.46] It's goin' right up your poop chute (ayayaya)
[03:57.32] Don't fool yourself, girl
[03:58.90] It's goin' right up your poop chute (ayayayaya)
[04:02.05] Don't fool yourself, girl
[04:03.42] It's goin' right up your poop chute
[04:06.88] Aw, I knew you'd be surprised
[04:08.52]
[00:12.21] You're an asshole!
[00:13.76] A what? "An asshole"
[00:17.18] Some of you might not agree
[00:21.06] 'Cause you probably likes a lot of misery
[00:26.09] But think a while and you will see
[00:28.42]
[00:32.68] Broken hearts are for assholes
[00:36.96] Broken hearts are for assholes
[00:39.98] And you're an asshole?
[00:41.44] Broken hearts are for assholes
[00:44.03] And you're an asshole too? (that's right)
[00:48.72] Whatcha gonna do, 'cause you're an asshole
[00:55.51]
[01:00.59] You're an, you're an
[01:03.47] I said you are an asshole
[01:07.84] Maybe you think you're a lonely guy
[01:12.56] Maybe you think you're too tough to cry
[01:16.36] So you went to The Grave just to give it a try
[01:20.39]
[01:22.94] And Dagmar
[01:26.01] Was his name
[01:29.66] The whiskers sticking out from underneath of his pancake make-up
[01:34.42] Nearly drove you insane
[01:38.78] And so you kissed a little sailor
[01:43.23] Who had just blew in from Spain
[01:47.38] You pulled a chain and test a little content you got from Jimmy
[01:51.92] In a bow, salute to her
[01:56.24] You sniffed the reeking buns of Angels
[02:00.73] And acted like it was cocaine
[02:05.22] You were dazzled by the exciting new costume of Ko-Ko
[02:09.67] In a way you can't explain
[02:14.07] And so you worked the wall with Michael
[02:18.45] Which gave your back an awful strain
[02:22.81] But you came back on Sunday for the gong show
[02:27.28] But you forgot what I was sayin'
[02:31.42] 'Cause you're an asshole, you're an asshole
[02:33.29] That's right
[02:33.94] You're an asshole, you're an asshole
[02:35.13] Yes, yes
[02:35.98] You're an asshole, you're an asshole
[02:37.49] That's right
[02:38.10] You're an asshole, you're an asshole
[02:39.90]
[02:44.62] Now you been to The Grape and you been to The Chest
[02:46.72] And now I think you know what you are: you're an asshole
[02:49.93] A what? "An asshole" a what?
[02:53.30] You say you can't live with what you been through
[02:57.10] Well, ladies you can be an asshole too
[03:01.66] You might pretend you ain't got one on the bottom of you
[03:05.37]
[03:08.17] But don't fool yourself girl
[03:09.85] It's blinkin' at you
[03:12.81] Don't fool yourself girl
[03:14.38] It's blinkin' at you
[03:17.02] Don't fool yourself girl
[03:18.82] It's blinkin' at you
[03:20.35] That's why I say
[03:21.64] I'm gonna ram it, ram it, ram it
[03:23.51] Ram it up your poop chute
[03:25.06] Corn hole
[03:26.48] Ram it, ram it, ram it
[03:28.04] Ram it up your poop chute
[03:29.77] Fist fuck
[03:31.05] Ram it, ram it, ram it
[03:32.59] Ram it up your poop chute
[03:33.93] Wrist-watch; Crisco
[03:35.37] Ram it, ram it, ram it
[03:37.28] Ram it up your poop chute
[03:40.06] Don't fool yourself, girl
[03:41.47] It's goin' right up your poop chute
[03:43.81] Don't fool yourself, girl
[03:45.37] It's goin' right up your poop chute
[03:48.54] Don't fool yourself, girl
[03:50.10] It's goin' right up your poop chute (ayayaya)
[03:53.27] Don't fool yourself, girl
[03:54.46] It's goin' right up your poop chute (ayayaya)
[03:57.32] Don't fool yourself, girl
[03:58.90] It's goin' right up your poop chute (ayayayaya)
[04:02.05] Don't fool yourself, girl
[04:03.42] It's goin' right up your poop chute
[04:06.88] Aw, I knew you'd be surprised
[04:08.52]