Underwear Goes Inside the Pants
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Why is marijuana not legal?
Why is marijuana not legal?
It? s a natural plant
That grows in the dirt
Do you know what? s not natural?
80 year old dudes with hard-ons
That? s not natural
But we got pills for that
We? re dedicating all our medical resources
To keeping the old guys erect
But we? re putting people in jail
For smoking something that grows in the dirt
You know we have more
Prescription drugs now
Every commercial that comes on TV
Is a prescription drug ad
I can? t watch TV for four minutes
Without thinking
I have five serious diseases
Like,? Do you ever wake up
Tired in the morning?
Oh, my God I have this, write this down
Whatever it is, I have it
Half the time you don? t even know
What the commercial is
People running through fields
Or flying kites or swimming in the ocean
I? m like that is the greatest disease ever
How do you get that?
That disease comes
With a hot chick and a puppy
The schools now
It is all about self-esteem in the schools
Build the kids? self-esteem
Make them feel good about themselves
If everybody grows up with high self-esteem
Who is going to dance in our strip clubs?
What? s going to happen to our porno industry?
These women don? t just grown on trees
It takes lots of drunk daddys
Missing a lot of dance recitals
Before you decide to blow a goat
On the internet for fifty bucks
And if that disappears
Where does that leave me on a Friday
With my new high speed connection?
Baby sing, sing, sing, sing, sing your song
Sing for me, c'mon now sing
Baby, sing, sing, sing, sing your song
Sing to me, sing a song
Masterminds are another word
That comes up all the time
You keep hearing about these
Uh, these terrorists masterminds
That are being killed in the middle east
Terrorists masterminds
Mastermind is sort of a lofty way to describe
What these guys do, don? t you think?
They? re not masterminds
? Okay, you take bomb, right? And you put in backpack
Then you get on bus and you blow yourself up?
? Why do I have to blow myself up? Why don? t I put?
? Who? s the fucking mastermind here? Me or you?
Americans, let? s face it
We? ve been a spoiled country for a long time
Do you know what the number one
Health risk in America is? Obesity, obesity
They say we? re in the middle of an obesity epidemic
An epidemic like it is polio
Like we? ll be telling our grand kids about it one day
The Great Obesity Epidemic of 2004
? How? d you get through it grandpa?
? Oh, it was horrible Johnny
There was cheesecake
And pork chops everywhere?
Nobody knows why we're getting fatter
Look at our lifestyle
I? ll sit at a drive through
I? ll sit there for I'll sit there
Behind fifteen other cars
Instead of getting up to
Make the eight foot walk
To the totally empty counter
Everything is mega meal
Super sized
Want biggie fries with that?
Want a jumbo fries with that?
Want to go large?
You want to have thirty burgers
For a nickel you fat mother fucker
There? s room in the back, take it
Want a 55 gallon drum of Coke with that?
It? s only three more cents
Baby sing, sing, sing, sing, sing your song
Sing for me, c'mon now sing
Baby, sing, sing, sing, sing your song
Sing to me, sing a song
Sometimes you have to
Suffer a little in your youth
To motivate yourself
To succeed in later life
Do you think if Bill Gates
Got laid in high school
Do you think there? d be a Microsoft?
Of course not
You got to spend a long time
Stuffed in your own locker
With your underwear
Wedged up your ass before you start thinkin'
? I? m going to take of the world
With computers! You'll see, I? ll show them?
We? re in one of the
Richest countries in the world
But the minimum wage is lower now
Than it was thirty-five years ago
There are homeless people everywhere
This homeless guy asked me for money the other day
I was about to give it to him and then
I thought he was going to use it on drugs or alcohol
And then I thought, that? s what I? m going to use it on
Why am I judging this poor bastard
People love to judge homeless guys
Like if you give them money they? re just going to waste it
He's gonna waste the money
Well, he lives in a box, what do you want him to do?
Save it up and buy a wall unit
Take a little run to the store for a throw-rug and a CD rack
He? s homeless
I walked behind this guy the other day
A homeless guy asked him for money
He looks right at the homeless guy
"Why don? t you go get a job you bum?"
People always say that to homeless guys
"Get a job" like it's always that easy
This homeless guy was wearing
His underwear outside his pants
I? m guessing his resume isn? t all up to date
I? m predicting some problems during the interview process
I? m pretty sure even McDonalds has an
Underwear goes inside the pants policy
Not that they enforce it very strictly,
But technically I? m sure it is in the books
Sing, sing, sing, sing, sing your song
Sing for me, c'mon now sing
Baby, sing, sing, sing, sing your song
Sing to me, sing a song
Why is marijuana not legal?
It? s a natural plant
That grows in the dirt
Do you know what? s not natural?
80 year old dudes with hard-ons
That? s not natural
But we got pills for that
We? re dedicating all our medical resources
To keeping the old guys erect
But we? re putting people in jail
For smoking something that grows in the dirt
You know we have more
Prescription drugs now
Every commercial that comes on TV
Is a prescription drug ad
I can? t watch TV for four minutes
Without thinking
I have five serious diseases
Like,? Do you ever wake up
Tired in the morning?
Oh, my God I have this, write this down
Whatever it is, I have it
Half the time you don? t even know
What the commercial is
People running through fields
Or flying kites or swimming in the ocean
I? m like that is the greatest disease ever
How do you get that?
That disease comes
With a hot chick and a puppy
The schools now
It is all about self-esteem in the schools
Build the kids? self-esteem
Make them feel good about themselves
If everybody grows up with high self-esteem
Who is going to dance in our strip clubs?
What? s going to happen to our porno industry?
These women don? t just grown on trees
It takes lots of drunk daddys
Missing a lot of dance recitals
Before you decide to blow a goat
On the internet for fifty bucks
And if that disappears
Where does that leave me on a Friday
With my new high speed connection?
Baby sing, sing, sing, sing, sing your song
Sing for me, c'mon now sing
Baby, sing, sing, sing, sing your song
Sing to me, sing a song
Masterminds are another word
That comes up all the time
You keep hearing about these
Uh, these terrorists masterminds
That are being killed in the middle east
Terrorists masterminds
Mastermind is sort of a lofty way to describe
What these guys do, don? t you think?
They? re not masterminds
? Okay, you take bomb, right? And you put in backpack
Then you get on bus and you blow yourself up?
? Why do I have to blow myself up? Why don? t I put?
? Who? s the fucking mastermind here? Me or you?
Americans, let? s face it
We? ve been a spoiled country for a long time
Do you know what the number one
Health risk in America is? Obesity, obesity
They say we? re in the middle of an obesity epidemic
An epidemic like it is polio
Like we? ll be telling our grand kids about it one day
The Great Obesity Epidemic of 2004
? How? d you get through it grandpa?
? Oh, it was horrible Johnny
There was cheesecake
And pork chops everywhere?
Nobody knows why we're getting fatter
Look at our lifestyle
I? ll sit at a drive through
I? ll sit there for I'll sit there
Behind fifteen other cars
Instead of getting up to
Make the eight foot walk
To the totally empty counter
Everything is mega meal
Super sized
Want biggie fries with that?
Want a jumbo fries with that?
Want to go large?
You want to have thirty burgers
For a nickel you fat mother fucker
There? s room in the back, take it
Want a 55 gallon drum of Coke with that?
It? s only three more cents
Baby sing, sing, sing, sing, sing your song
Sing for me, c'mon now sing
Baby, sing, sing, sing, sing your song
Sing to me, sing a song
Sometimes you have to
Suffer a little in your youth
To motivate yourself
To succeed in later life
Do you think if Bill Gates
Got laid in high school
Do you think there? d be a Microsoft?
Of course not
You got to spend a long time
Stuffed in your own locker
With your underwear
Wedged up your ass before you start thinkin'
? I? m going to take of the world
With computers! You'll see, I? ll show them?
We? re in one of the
Richest countries in the world
But the minimum wage is lower now
Than it was thirty-five years ago
There are homeless people everywhere
This homeless guy asked me for money the other day
I was about to give it to him and then
I thought he was going to use it on drugs or alcohol
And then I thought, that? s what I? m going to use it on
Why am I judging this poor bastard
People love to judge homeless guys
Like if you give them money they? re just going to waste it
He's gonna waste the money
Well, he lives in a box, what do you want him to do?
Save it up and buy a wall unit
Take a little run to the store for a throw-rug and a CD rack
He? s homeless
I walked behind this guy the other day
A homeless guy asked him for money
He looks right at the homeless guy
"Why don? t you go get a job you bum?"
People always say that to homeless guys
"Get a job" like it's always that easy
This homeless guy was wearing
His underwear outside his pants
I? m guessing his resume isn? t all up to date
I? m predicting some problems during the interview process
I? m pretty sure even McDonalds has an
Underwear goes inside the pants policy
Not that they enforce it very strictly,
But technically I? m sure it is in the books
Sing, sing, sing, sing, sing your song
Sing for me, c'mon now sing
Baby, sing, sing, sing, sing your song
Sing to me, sing a song
โฑ๏ธ Synced Lyrics
[00:24.97] Why is marijuana not legal?
[00:25.93] Why is marijuana not legal?
[00:27.41] It? s a natural plant
[00:28.26] That grows in the dirt
[00:29.14] Do you know what? s not natural?
[00:30.19] 80 year old dudes with hard-ons
[00:31.65] That? s not natural
[00:32.70] But we got pills for that
[00:33.92] We? re dedicating all our medical resources
[00:35.58] To keeping the old guys erect
[00:37.23] But we? re putting people in jail
[00:38.39] For smoking something that grows in the dirt
[00:40.25] You know we have more
[00:41.23] Prescription drugs now
[00:41.87] Every commercial that comes on TV
[00:43.57] Is a prescription drug ad
[00:44.56] I can? t watch TV for four minutes
[00:45.86] Without thinking
[00:46.26] I have five serious diseases
[00:47.75] Like,? Do you ever wake up
[00:48.57] Tired in the morning?
[00:49.33] Oh, my God I have this, write this down
[00:51.29] Whatever it is, I have it
[00:52.33] Half the time you don? t even know
[00:53.55] What the commercial is
[00:54.35] People running through fields
[00:55.48] Or flying kites or swimming in the ocean
[00:57.14] I? m like that is the greatest disease ever
[00:58.32] How do you get that?
[00:59.45] That disease comes
[01:00.00] With a hot chick and a puppy
[01:02.99] The schools now
[01:04.27] It is all about self-esteem in the schools
[01:05.63] Build the kids? self-esteem
[01:06.74] Make them feel good about themselves
[01:08.22] If everybody grows up with high self-esteem
[01:09.81] Who is going to dance in our strip clubs?
[01:11.60] What? s going to happen to our porno industry?
[01:13.42] These women don? t just grown on trees
[01:14.63] It takes lots of drunk daddys
[01:15.97] Missing a lot of dance recitals
[01:17.16] Before you decide to blow a goat
[01:18.62] On the internet for fifty bucks
[01:19.93] And if that disappears
[01:20.98] Where does that leave me on a Friday
[01:22.29] With my new high speed connection?
[01:23.81] Baby sing, sing, sing, sing, sing your song
[01:29.74] Sing for me, c'mon now sing
[01:35.16] Baby, sing, sing, sing, sing your song
[01:41.87] Sing to me, sing a song
[01:48.40] Masterminds are another word
[01:49.32] That comes up all the time
[01:49.99] You keep hearing about these
[01:51.28] Uh, these terrorists masterminds
[01:52.96] That are being killed in the middle east
[01:53.94] Terrorists masterminds
[01:55.43] Mastermind is sort of a lofty way to describe
[01:57.14] What these guys do, don? t you think?
[01:58.38] They? re not masterminds
[01:59.65] ? Okay, you take bomb, right? And you put in backpack
[02:02.19] Then you get on bus and you blow yourself up?
[02:05.28] ? Why do I have to blow myself up? Why don? t I put?
[02:08.54] ? Who? s the fucking mastermind here? Me or you?
[02:11.66] Americans, let? s face it
[02:12.91] We? ve been a spoiled country for a long time
[02:14.48] Do you know what the number one
[02:15.48] Health risk in America is? Obesity, obesity
[02:18.21] They say we? re in the middle of an obesity epidemic
[02:20.28] An epidemic like it is polio
[02:22.60] Like we? ll be telling our grand kids about it one day
[02:24.46] The Great Obesity Epidemic of 2004
[02:26.95] ? How? d you get through it grandpa?
[02:28.45] ? Oh, it was horrible Johnny
[02:29.97] There was cheesecake
[02:30.78] And pork chops everywhere?
[02:34.34] Nobody knows why we're getting fatter
[02:35.78] Look at our lifestyle
[02:36.67] I? ll sit at a drive through
[02:37.68] I? ll sit there for I'll sit there
[02:38.93] Behind fifteen other cars
[02:39.74] Instead of getting up to
[02:40.78] Make the eight foot walk
[02:41.56] To the totally empty counter
[02:43.23] Everything is mega meal
[02:44.97] Super sized
[02:45.82] Want biggie fries with that?
[02:46.26] Want a jumbo fries with that?
[02:47.00] Want to go large?
[02:47.57] You want to have thirty burgers
[02:48.73] For a nickel you fat mother fucker
[02:49.57] There? s room in the back, take it
[02:51.47] Want a 55 gallon drum of Coke with that?
[02:53.52] It? s only three more cents
[02:55.40] Baby sing, sing, sing, sing, sing your song
[03:01.03] Sing for me, c'mon now sing
[03:06.92] Baby, sing, sing, sing, sing your song
[03:13.27] Sing to me, sing a song
[03:17.62] Sometimes you have to
[03:18.24] Suffer a little in your youth
[03:19.44] To motivate yourself
[03:20.54] To succeed in later life
[03:20.90] Do you think if Bill Gates
[03:21.69] Got laid in high school
[03:22.70] Do you think there? d be a Microsoft?
[03:24.16] Of course not
[03:25.16] You got to spend a long time
[03:26.33] Stuffed in your own locker
[03:27.05] With your underwear
[03:27.44] Wedged up your ass before you start thinkin'
[03:29.13] ? I? m going to take of the world
[03:30.47] With computers! You'll see, I? ll show them?
[03:31.09] We? re in one of the
[03:32.51] Richest countries in the world
[03:33.74] But the minimum wage is lower now
[03:35.41] Than it was thirty-five years ago
[03:37.18] There are homeless people everywhere
[03:38.16] This homeless guy asked me for money the other day
[03:40.07] I was about to give it to him and then
[03:40.88] I thought he was going to use it on drugs or alcohol
[03:43.34] And then I thought, that? s what I? m going to use it on
[03:45.41] Why am I judging this poor bastard
[03:47.14] People love to judge homeless guys
[03:49.01] Like if you give them money they? re just going to waste it
[03:50.53] He's gonna waste the money
[03:51.94] Well, he lives in a box, what do you want him to do?
[03:53.24] Save it up and buy a wall unit
[03:54.84] Take a little run to the store for a throw-rug and a CD rack
[03:57.21] He? s homeless
[03:58.47] I walked behind this guy the other day
[03:59.78] A homeless guy asked him for money
[04:01.16] He looks right at the homeless guy
[04:02.50] "Why don? t you go get a job you bum?"
[04:04.28] People always say that to homeless guys
[04:05.55] "Get a job" like it's always that easy
[04:07.29] This homeless guy was wearing
[04:08.64] His underwear outside his pants
[04:10.12] I? m guessing his resume isn? t all up to date
[04:12.22] I? m predicting some problems during the interview process
[04:14.99] I? m pretty sure even McDonalds has an
[04:16.17] Underwear goes inside the pants policy
[04:18.64] Not that they enforce it very strictly,
[04:20.06] But technically I? m sure it is in the books
[04:22.55] Sing, sing, sing, sing, sing your song
[04:26.74] Sing for me, c'mon now sing
[04:32.31] Baby, sing, sing, sing, sing your song
[04:39.26] Sing to me, sing a song
[04:44.92]
[00:25.93] Why is marijuana not legal?
[00:27.41] It? s a natural plant
[00:28.26] That grows in the dirt
[00:29.14] Do you know what? s not natural?
[00:30.19] 80 year old dudes with hard-ons
[00:31.65] That? s not natural
[00:32.70] But we got pills for that
[00:33.92] We? re dedicating all our medical resources
[00:35.58] To keeping the old guys erect
[00:37.23] But we? re putting people in jail
[00:38.39] For smoking something that grows in the dirt
[00:40.25] You know we have more
[00:41.23] Prescription drugs now
[00:41.87] Every commercial that comes on TV
[00:43.57] Is a prescription drug ad
[00:44.56] I can? t watch TV for four minutes
[00:45.86] Without thinking
[00:46.26] I have five serious diseases
[00:47.75] Like,? Do you ever wake up
[00:48.57] Tired in the morning?
[00:49.33] Oh, my God I have this, write this down
[00:51.29] Whatever it is, I have it
[00:52.33] Half the time you don? t even know
[00:53.55] What the commercial is
[00:54.35] People running through fields
[00:55.48] Or flying kites or swimming in the ocean
[00:57.14] I? m like that is the greatest disease ever
[00:58.32] How do you get that?
[00:59.45] That disease comes
[01:00.00] With a hot chick and a puppy
[01:02.99] The schools now
[01:04.27] It is all about self-esteem in the schools
[01:05.63] Build the kids? self-esteem
[01:06.74] Make them feel good about themselves
[01:08.22] If everybody grows up with high self-esteem
[01:09.81] Who is going to dance in our strip clubs?
[01:11.60] What? s going to happen to our porno industry?
[01:13.42] These women don? t just grown on trees
[01:14.63] It takes lots of drunk daddys
[01:15.97] Missing a lot of dance recitals
[01:17.16] Before you decide to blow a goat
[01:18.62] On the internet for fifty bucks
[01:19.93] And if that disappears
[01:20.98] Where does that leave me on a Friday
[01:22.29] With my new high speed connection?
[01:23.81] Baby sing, sing, sing, sing, sing your song
[01:29.74] Sing for me, c'mon now sing
[01:35.16] Baby, sing, sing, sing, sing your song
[01:41.87] Sing to me, sing a song
[01:48.40] Masterminds are another word
[01:49.32] That comes up all the time
[01:49.99] You keep hearing about these
[01:51.28] Uh, these terrorists masterminds
[01:52.96] That are being killed in the middle east
[01:53.94] Terrorists masterminds
[01:55.43] Mastermind is sort of a lofty way to describe
[01:57.14] What these guys do, don? t you think?
[01:58.38] They? re not masterminds
[01:59.65] ? Okay, you take bomb, right? And you put in backpack
[02:02.19] Then you get on bus and you blow yourself up?
[02:05.28] ? Why do I have to blow myself up? Why don? t I put?
[02:08.54] ? Who? s the fucking mastermind here? Me or you?
[02:11.66] Americans, let? s face it
[02:12.91] We? ve been a spoiled country for a long time
[02:14.48] Do you know what the number one
[02:15.48] Health risk in America is? Obesity, obesity
[02:18.21] They say we? re in the middle of an obesity epidemic
[02:20.28] An epidemic like it is polio
[02:22.60] Like we? ll be telling our grand kids about it one day
[02:24.46] The Great Obesity Epidemic of 2004
[02:26.95] ? How? d you get through it grandpa?
[02:28.45] ? Oh, it was horrible Johnny
[02:29.97] There was cheesecake
[02:30.78] And pork chops everywhere?
[02:34.34] Nobody knows why we're getting fatter
[02:35.78] Look at our lifestyle
[02:36.67] I? ll sit at a drive through
[02:37.68] I? ll sit there for I'll sit there
[02:38.93] Behind fifteen other cars
[02:39.74] Instead of getting up to
[02:40.78] Make the eight foot walk
[02:41.56] To the totally empty counter
[02:43.23] Everything is mega meal
[02:44.97] Super sized
[02:45.82] Want biggie fries with that?
[02:46.26] Want a jumbo fries with that?
[02:47.00] Want to go large?
[02:47.57] You want to have thirty burgers
[02:48.73] For a nickel you fat mother fucker
[02:49.57] There? s room in the back, take it
[02:51.47] Want a 55 gallon drum of Coke with that?
[02:53.52] It? s only three more cents
[02:55.40] Baby sing, sing, sing, sing, sing your song
[03:01.03] Sing for me, c'mon now sing
[03:06.92] Baby, sing, sing, sing, sing your song
[03:13.27] Sing to me, sing a song
[03:17.62] Sometimes you have to
[03:18.24] Suffer a little in your youth
[03:19.44] To motivate yourself
[03:20.54] To succeed in later life
[03:20.90] Do you think if Bill Gates
[03:21.69] Got laid in high school
[03:22.70] Do you think there? d be a Microsoft?
[03:24.16] Of course not
[03:25.16] You got to spend a long time
[03:26.33] Stuffed in your own locker
[03:27.05] With your underwear
[03:27.44] Wedged up your ass before you start thinkin'
[03:29.13] ? I? m going to take of the world
[03:30.47] With computers! You'll see, I? ll show them?
[03:31.09] We? re in one of the
[03:32.51] Richest countries in the world
[03:33.74] But the minimum wage is lower now
[03:35.41] Than it was thirty-five years ago
[03:37.18] There are homeless people everywhere
[03:38.16] This homeless guy asked me for money the other day
[03:40.07] I was about to give it to him and then
[03:40.88] I thought he was going to use it on drugs or alcohol
[03:43.34] And then I thought, that? s what I? m going to use it on
[03:45.41] Why am I judging this poor bastard
[03:47.14] People love to judge homeless guys
[03:49.01] Like if you give them money they? re just going to waste it
[03:50.53] He's gonna waste the money
[03:51.94] Well, he lives in a box, what do you want him to do?
[03:53.24] Save it up and buy a wall unit
[03:54.84] Take a little run to the store for a throw-rug and a CD rack
[03:57.21] He? s homeless
[03:58.47] I walked behind this guy the other day
[03:59.78] A homeless guy asked him for money
[04:01.16] He looks right at the homeless guy
[04:02.50] "Why don? t you go get a job you bum?"
[04:04.28] People always say that to homeless guys
[04:05.55] "Get a job" like it's always that easy
[04:07.29] This homeless guy was wearing
[04:08.64] His underwear outside his pants
[04:10.12] I? m guessing his resume isn? t all up to date
[04:12.22] I? m predicting some problems during the interview process
[04:14.99] I? m pretty sure even McDonalds has an
[04:16.17] Underwear goes inside the pants policy
[04:18.64] Not that they enforce it very strictly,
[04:20.06] But technically I? m sure it is in the books
[04:22.55] Sing, sing, sing, sing, sing your song
[04:26.74] Sing for me, c'mon now sing
[04:32.31] Baby, sing, sing, sing, sing your song
[04:39.26] Sing to me, sing a song
[04:44.92]