Dong Work For Yuda

[00:00.85] Hello there... This is the CENTRAL SCRUTINIZER
[00:08.36] Joe was sent to a special prison where they keep all the other criminals from the music business
[00:17.72] You know... The ones who get caught
[00:20.60] It's a horrible place, painted all green on the inside
[00:26.14] Where musicians and former executives take turns snorting detergent and plooking each other
[00:42.16] Anyway, listen
[00:44.24] While he's in there he meets this guy who used to be a promo man for a major record company
[00:51.78] Named Bald-Headed John... King of the Plookers
[01:10.53] This is the story 'bout
[01:12.13] Bald-Headed John
[01:13.74] Dong work for Yuda
[01:15.40] Dong, Dong
[01:16.88] He talks a lot 'n' it's
[01:19.17] Usually wrong
[01:20.13] Dong work for Yuda
[01:21.64] Dong, Dong
[01:23.03] He said Dong was Wong
[01:25.01] 'N' Wong was Kong
[01:26.60] 'N' Dong work for Yuda
[01:28.61] 'N' John was wrong
[01:30.24] Sorry John
[01:30.87] Sorry better
[01:31.55] Try it again
[01:33.12] Dong work for Yuda
[01:34.62] Dong, Dong
[01:36.39] Sorry John
[01:37.19] Sorry better
[01:37.90] Try it again
[01:39.53] He said Dong was Wong
[01:40.97] And Wong was Kong
[01:42.67] And Dong was Gong
[01:44.20] 'N John was wrong
[01:46.22] John's got a sausage
[01:47.58] Yeah man
[01:49.39] John's got a sausage
[01:50.97] Yeah man
[01:52.53] John's got a sausage
[01:53.93] That'll make you fart
[01:55.75] John's got a sausage
[01:57.28] That'll break your heart
[01:59.05] Make you fart
[02:00.80] And break your heart
[02:02.18] Don't bend over
[02:03.93] If you are smart
[02:05.97] He took a little walk
[02:07.00] To the weenie stand
[02:08.67] John's got a sausage
[02:10.48] Yeah man
[02:12.02] A great big weenie
[02:13.58] In both his hands
[02:15.21] John's got a sausage
[02:16.95] Yeah man
[02:18.64] He sucked on the end
[02:20.05] 'Til the mustard squirt
[02:21.98] He said, "Ya'll stand back 'cause you might get hurt"
[02:25.28] Sorry John
[02:26.24] Sorry better
[02:26.97] Try it again
[02:28.38] John's got a sausage
[02:30.29] Yeah man
[02:31.83] Sorry John
[02:32.93] Sorry better
[02:33.48] Try it again
[02:34.66] He said Dong was Wong
[02:36.32] Wong was Kong
[02:38.18] Kong was Gong
[02:39.52] 'N John was wrong
[02:41.66] Sorry John
[02:42.21] Sorry better
[02:43.18] Try it again
[02:44.94] Make way for the Iron shaschige
[02:48.06] Sorry John
[02:48.77] Sorry better
[02:49.51] Try it again
[02:50.10] I need a dozen towels
[02:52.73] So the boys can take a shower
[02:54.53] Sorry John
[02:55.17] Sorry better
[02:56.03] Try it again
[02:57.94] Bartender
[02:58.85] Bring me a colada and milk
[03:00.93] Sorry John
[03:01.80] Sorry better
[03:02.49] Try it again
[03:03.79] Well, on second thought
[03:04.97] Make that a water
[03:06.06] HtO
[03:07.63] Sorry John
[03:08.34] Sorry better
[03:09.25] Try it again
[03:11.03] Falcum
[03:12.17] Take me to the falcum
[03:14.19] Sorry John
[03:14.70] Sorry better
[03:15.64] Try it again
[03:17.30] I wave my bags
[03:18.98] Did you wave your'n
[03:20.46] Sorry John
[03:21.38] Sorry better
[03:22.17] Try it again
[03:23.94] Well how much
[03:24.60] Did they wave?
[03:26.94] Sorry John
[03:27.60] Sorry better
[03:28.43] Try it again
[03:29.63] Ah'm almost two
[03:30.94] Kilometers tall
[03:33.34] Sorry John
[03:34.01] Sorry better
[03:35.06] Try it again
[03:36.89] This girl must be
[03:38.26] Praketing richcraft
[03:39.99] Sorry John
[03:40.87] Sorry better
[03:41.76] Try it again
[03:43.18] Don't worry about
[03:44.25] The faggot
[03:44.93] I'll take care of
[03:45.63] The faggot
[03:46.69] Sorry John
[03:47.87] Sorry better
[03:49.74] Try it again
[03:54.56] Try it again
[03:56.16] Try it again
[03:57.75] Try, try, try again
[04:05.30] Your Pomona is
[04:06.46] Very extinct
[04:09.92] Yeah, I studied with
[04:11.07] The Dong of Tokyo
[04:12.94] 'N also with the
[04:13.89] Oriental Kato
[04:17.82] My body contain
[04:18.85] Uh water
[04:22.03] I just loves the way
[04:23.11] These Copenhagens talks
[04:26.67] Driver, McDoodle
[04:31.17] Sausage
[04:33.45] Salima
[04:35.42] Salami
[04:37.27] That looks like that
[04:38.12] Stuff that Freckles
[04:38.99] Lets out
[04:39.63] Once a mumfth
[04:41.32] This is the CENTRAL SCRUTINIZER
[04:46.78] Poor Joe. He's getting tired from bending over
[04:52.20] But we tried to warn him... Didn't we?
[04:58.00] Okay, Joe... You asked for it... Here comes The Big One
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