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Holy Shit, It's Christmas

πŸ‘€ Bob Rivers β€’ 🎼 Christmas Comedy & Novelty Songs β€’ ⏱️ 3:05
🎡 2299 characters
⏱️ 3:05 duration
πŸ†” ID: 7249061

πŸ“œ Lyrics

Ho, ho, ho
Hey man, did you hear that
Hey everybody, Santa's here!
Aw, there ain't no Santa Claus
Yes, there is (there is too!)
He's here!

Ho, ho, ho Merry Christmas!
Aw shit, it's Red Peters!
C'mon, you swinging hamsters, get over here
We're gonna sing us a happy Christmas song
Oh no, not another corny stupid song!
Yeah, no way
Yeah, you tell him Raleigh
Get over here and sing or I'll wring your little necks
Okay, okay, okay jeez

Grab your nuts hamsters, gather round with me
Forget about all that teasin'
We're breaking out the holly and aluminum tree
'Cause it's that jolly season (oh, boy)
I know you've been naughty, but have you been nice?
That's only Santa's business (that's right, Red)
He's making his list and he's checking it twice (oh, oh)
Holy shit, it's Christmas!

Santa comes just once a year (tell 'em, Hamsters)
Just like you, Re, that's what we hear (hey, wait a minute)
He's got a soft spot for reindeer (that's nice)
Especially Rudolph's derrière

Hey, knock it off fellas. It's a holiday
Go on, give Santa a big kiss (no way)
You can play "hide the hamster" on the one-horse sleigh (hey, wait a minute)
Holy shit, it's Christmas

Hey what happened to my lyric sheet?
Anyone seen my lyric shβ€”?
Heck, we don't need no lyric sheets, Red
We know our parts by heart, right, fellas? (Yeah sure, I know my part) (yeah, me too)
Well, that's great, guys. I love Christmas songs

Santa tried reaching up the neighbor's blouse
After drinking all the eggnog (is that necessary?)
Camped out in the bathroom for an hour or two
Squashing off a yule log (Godfrey)
He wandered in his undies all over the house
But we made him our own business (oh, brothers)
'Til we caught him stuffing hamsters up a gift wrap tube
Holy shit, it's Christmas

Santa comes just once a year
Up the chimney he'll disappear

Keep on the lookout for Mr. Gear
Hamster deliveries in the rear (gimme those lyrics)
Roast nuts chestin' on an open fire
Santa's tongue stuck to the doorknob (what?)
His balls got fondled by a caroling choir
While the parson gave him a hand (what?)
The sleigh came down and took him away
The whole damn crowd was dismissed

'Cause it's a time to be jolly and a time to be gay
Holy shit, it's Christmas (holy shit, it's Christmas)
Holy shit, it's Christmas
Holy Shit! It's Christmas!

⏱️ Synced Lyrics

[00:01.87] Ho, ho, ho
[00:03.78] Hey man, did you hear that
[00:05.30] Hey everybody, Santa's here!
[00:07.15] Aw, there ain't no Santa Claus
[00:08.90] Yes, there is (there is too!)
[00:11.37] He's here!
[00:13.87] Ho, ho, ho Merry Christmas!
[00:16.77] Aw shit, it's Red Peters!
[00:18.58] C'mon, you swinging hamsters, get over here
[00:22.14] We're gonna sing us a happy Christmas song
[00:25.01] Oh no, not another corny stupid song!
[00:27.64] Yeah, no way
[00:28.60] Yeah, you tell him Raleigh
[00:30.42] Get over here and sing or I'll wring your little necks
[00:33.94] Okay, okay, okay jeez
[00:35.75] Grab your nuts hamsters, gather round with me
[00:38.34] Forget about all that teasin'
[00:42.01] We're breaking out the holly and aluminum tree
[00:44.66] 'Cause it's that jolly season (oh, boy)
[00:48.08] I know you've been naughty, but have you been nice?
[00:50.57] That's only Santa's business (that's right, Red)
[00:54.50] He's making his list and he's checking it twice (oh, oh)
[00:57.27] Holy shit, it's Christmas!
[00:59.65] Santa comes just once a year (tell 'em, Hamsters)
[01:02.79] Just like you, Re, that's what we hear (hey, wait a minute)
[01:05.84] He's got a soft spot for reindeer (that's nice)
[01:09.22] Especially Rudolph's derrière
[01:12.33] Hey, knock it off fellas. It's a holiday
[01:15.29] Go on, give Santa a big kiss (no way)
[01:18.27] You can play "hide the hamster" on the one-horse sleigh (hey, wait a minute)
[01:21.85] Holy shit, it's Christmas
[01:24.73]
[01:34.17] Hey what happened to my lyric sheet?
[01:36.46] Anyone seen my lyric shβ€”?
[01:37.74] Heck, we don't need no lyric sheets, Red
[01:40.61] We know our parts by heart, right, fellas? (Yeah sure, I know my part) (yeah, me too)
[01:45.56] Well, that's great, guys. I love Christmas songs
[01:49.41] Santa tried reaching up the neighbor's blouse
[01:52.08] After drinking all the eggnog (is that necessary?)
[01:55.64] Camped out in the bathroom for an hour or two
[01:58.28] Squashing off a yule log (Godfrey)
[02:01.82] He wandered in his undies all over the house
[02:04.44] But we made him our own business (oh, brothers)
[02:07.83] 'Til we caught him stuffing hamsters up a gift wrap tube
[02:11.22] Holy shit, it's Christmas
[02:13.86] Santa comes just once a year
[02:16.97] Up the chimney he'll disappear
[02:19.85] Keep on the lookout for Mr. Gear
[02:22.81] Hamster deliveries in the rear (gimme those lyrics)
[02:26.57] Roast nuts chestin' on an open fire
[02:29.12] Santa's tongue stuck to the doorknob (what?)
[02:31.10] His balls got fondled by a caroling choir
[02:35.34] While the parson gave him a hand (what?)
[02:38.72] The sleigh came down and took him away
[02:41.57] The whole damn crowd was dismissed
[02:44.49] 'Cause it's a time to be jolly and a time to be gay
[02:48.00] Holy shit, it's Christmas (holy shit, it's Christmas)
[02:51.11] Holy shit, it's Christmas
[02:54.22] Holy Shit! It's Christmas!
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