Beauty Calls Collect

I drove my cars into your ditches
Knowing they werent deep
I climbed the hill
You said it wasnt steep
I know I made a promise that no
Grown man ever keeps
I said Id swim behind the
The whirlpool creeps
When beauty calls, it calls collect
Love aint no place for tact
Im just a missile shot in vain
The kind you redirect
I love the way you crawl
Upon your too familiar stage
I love the way you blame
It on your age
I felt the need to talk to someone
Fatally beraged
I had a sickening urge

To blow my wage
When beauty calls, it calls collect
Make sure your lugguages packed
The frog you kissed came with a twist
Like trains meant to be missed
So if you ever think of me
Repainting your repent
Do make that call
Its weird but I aint tapped
Or if you find my wandering cufflinks
Pawn them in for the rent
I thought of you as more
Than I should get
When beauty calls, it calls collect
You signed a refund pact
We take no risks we dont endorse
We ride a prozac horse
Beauty calls collect