Ballad of Muk Tuk Annie
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Yeah, let me tell you the story about Muk Tuk Annie
Who came south to go to school
With a see-through blouse and seal-skin mini
Ol' Annie sure looked cool
She flew into Montreal in the early fall
Like nothin' they'd ever seen
With long black hair and reindeer underwear
She weighed about 216
She came a long, long, way from Frobisher Bay
People, don't you know now what I mean?
She had the boys all cryin' on the Distant Early Warning Line
Ol' Muk Tuk Annie could really make the scene
Well, she told her teacher that she wanted to dance
Said she wanted to study ballet
But she was four foot six with her mukluks off
And I heard her teacher say
"Now, I ain't sayin', Annie, that you can't dance
No, I wouldn't want to tell you that
But, I got a form here, signed in triplicate
Says you got to learn to drive a cat"
She says, "I don't want to learn to cook or sew
Build boats or drive no cat
'Cause I came south to learn to sing and dance
And groovy shi- like that"
"'Cause I was Miss Baffin Island Beauty Queen
For 1974
And I spent a whole weekend in Grease, Fjord
With the boys beatin' down my door"
She came a long, long way from Frobisher Bay
People, don't you know now what I mean?
She had the boys all cryin' on the Distant Early Warning Line
Ol' Muk Tuk Annie could really make the scene
Well, she said, "Thank you for your trouble, sir
But, I'll make it on my own
And the word spread through the north like willdfire
Big Annie's comin' home
She got off of the plane with a record player
Ballet slippers on her toes
And she opened up a little groovy Club
Where everybody comes and goes
She got ol' Stompin' Tom on the record player
And she serves good booze and grub
And the folks around Baffin Island
Figure it's better than any ol' playboy club
You can drink tea, beer and anti-freeze
'Til you fall right off of your feet
And there's seal flippers and potato chips
When you feel like something to eat
She came a long, long, way from Frobisher Bay
People, don't you know now what I mean?
She had the boys all cryin' on the Distant Early Warning Line
Ol' Muk Tuk Annie could really make the scene
Well, she packs that joint almost every night
And folks come from miles around
And every night about ten o'clock
All the house Lights are turned way down
And, suddenly, she's on the stage
Wearin' that toothless grin
Short, fat Annie, the goddess of love
And she's goin' do her dance of sin
Well, she jumps and shouts and huffs and puffs
And does a little bump and grind
And all she's wearing is them ptarmigan feathers
Scotch-taped to her behind
Well, she made about a hundred grand last year
Which wasn't too bad at all
And decided to take a little holiday
So she flew down to Montreal
It seems she ran into her teacher there
You know, the one that she met before
And she gave him a job, tending the bar
And taking tickets at her night-club door
She came a long, long, way from Frobisher Bay
People, don't you know now what I mean?
She had the boys all cryin' on the Distant Early Warning Line
Ol' Muk Tuk Annie could really make the scene
Let me tell you now, Muk Tuk Annie could really make the scene
Let me tell you now, Muk Tuk Annie could really make the scene
Who came south to go to school
With a see-through blouse and seal-skin mini
Ol' Annie sure looked cool
She flew into Montreal in the early fall
Like nothin' they'd ever seen
With long black hair and reindeer underwear
She weighed about 216
She came a long, long, way from Frobisher Bay
People, don't you know now what I mean?
She had the boys all cryin' on the Distant Early Warning Line
Ol' Muk Tuk Annie could really make the scene
Well, she told her teacher that she wanted to dance
Said she wanted to study ballet
But she was four foot six with her mukluks off
And I heard her teacher say
"Now, I ain't sayin', Annie, that you can't dance
No, I wouldn't want to tell you that
But, I got a form here, signed in triplicate
Says you got to learn to drive a cat"
She says, "I don't want to learn to cook or sew
Build boats or drive no cat
'Cause I came south to learn to sing and dance
And groovy shi- like that"
"'Cause I was Miss Baffin Island Beauty Queen
For 1974
And I spent a whole weekend in Grease, Fjord
With the boys beatin' down my door"
She came a long, long way from Frobisher Bay
People, don't you know now what I mean?
She had the boys all cryin' on the Distant Early Warning Line
Ol' Muk Tuk Annie could really make the scene
Well, she said, "Thank you for your trouble, sir
But, I'll make it on my own
And the word spread through the north like willdfire
Big Annie's comin' home
She got off of the plane with a record player
Ballet slippers on her toes
And she opened up a little groovy Club
Where everybody comes and goes
She got ol' Stompin' Tom on the record player
And she serves good booze and grub
And the folks around Baffin Island
Figure it's better than any ol' playboy club
You can drink tea, beer and anti-freeze
'Til you fall right off of your feet
And there's seal flippers and potato chips
When you feel like something to eat
She came a long, long, way from Frobisher Bay
People, don't you know now what I mean?
She had the boys all cryin' on the Distant Early Warning Line
Ol' Muk Tuk Annie could really make the scene
Well, she packs that joint almost every night
And folks come from miles around
And every night about ten o'clock
All the house Lights are turned way down
And, suddenly, she's on the stage
Wearin' that toothless grin
Short, fat Annie, the goddess of love
And she's goin' do her dance of sin
Well, she jumps and shouts and huffs and puffs
And does a little bump and grind
And all she's wearing is them ptarmigan feathers
Scotch-taped to her behind
Well, she made about a hundred grand last year
Which wasn't too bad at all
And decided to take a little holiday
So she flew down to Montreal
It seems she ran into her teacher there
You know, the one that she met before
And she gave him a job, tending the bar
And taking tickets at her night-club door
She came a long, long, way from Frobisher Bay
People, don't you know now what I mean?
She had the boys all cryin' on the Distant Early Warning Line
Ol' Muk Tuk Annie could really make the scene
Let me tell you now, Muk Tuk Annie could really make the scene
Let me tell you now, Muk Tuk Annie could really make the scene
โฑ๏ธ Synced Lyrics
[00:03.68] Yeah, let me tell you the story about Muk Tuk Annie
[00:06.67] Who came south to go to school
[00:09.23] With a see-through blouse and seal-skin mini
[00:12.17] Ol' Annie sure looked cool
[00:14.83] She flew into Montreal in the early fall
[00:17.57] Like nothin' they'd ever seen
[00:20.21] With long black hair and reindeer underwear
[00:23.27] She weighed about 216
[00:25.53] She came a long, long, way from Frobisher Bay
[00:31.77] People, don't you know now what I mean?
[00:36.77] She had the boys all cryin' on the Distant Early Warning Line
[00:42.02] Ol' Muk Tuk Annie could really make the scene
[00:47.60] Well, she told her teacher that she wanted to dance
[00:50.23] Said she wanted to study ballet
[00:52.62] But she was four foot six with her mukluks off
[00:55.58] And I heard her teacher say
[00:58.32] "Now, I ain't sayin', Annie, that you can't dance
[01:01.14] No, I wouldn't want to tell you that
[01:03.84] But, I got a form here, signed in triplicate
[01:06.44] Says you got to learn to drive a cat"
[01:08.10] She says, "I don't want to learn to cook or sew
[01:11.99] Build boats or drive no cat
[01:14.59] 'Cause I came south to learn to sing and dance
[01:17.26] And groovy shi- like that"
[01:19.56] "'Cause I was Miss Baffin Island Beauty Queen
[01:22.34] For 1974
[01:24.94] And I spent a whole weekend in Grease, Fjord
[01:27.64] With the boys beatin' down my door"
[01:30.22] She came a long, long way from Frobisher Bay
[01:36.18] People, don't you know now what I mean?
[01:41.28] She had the boys all cryin' on the Distant Early Warning Line
[01:46.41] Ol' Muk Tuk Annie could really make the scene
[01:51.74] Well, she said, "Thank you for your trouble, sir
[01:54.60] But, I'll make it on my own
[01:57.27] And the word spread through the north like willdfire
[02:00.36] Big Annie's comin' home
[02:02.57] She got off of the plane with a record player
[02:05.27] Ballet slippers on her toes
[02:07.94] And she opened up a little groovy Club
[02:10.81] Where everybody comes and goes
[02:13.03] She got ol' Stompin' Tom on the record player
[02:15.91] And she serves good booze and grub
[02:18.42] And the folks around Baffin Island
[02:20.63] Figure it's better than any ol' playboy club
[02:23.75] You can drink tea, beer and anti-freeze
[02:26.45] 'Til you fall right off of your feet
[02:29.02] And there's seal flippers and potato chips
[02:31.76] When you feel like something to eat
[02:34.19] She came a long, long, way from Frobisher Bay
[02:40.07] People, don't you know now what I mean?
[02:45.19] She had the boys all cryin' on the Distant Early Warning Line
[02:50.28] Ol' Muk Tuk Annie could really make the scene
[02:55.56] Well, she packs that joint almost every night
[02:58.28] And folks come from miles around
[03:01.04] And every night about ten o'clock
[03:03.33] All the house Lights are turned way down
[03:06.32] And, suddenly, she's on the stage
[03:09.29] Wearin' that toothless grin
[03:11.68] Short, fat Annie, the goddess of love
[03:13.85] And she's goin' do her dance of sin
[03:16.66] Well, she jumps and shouts and huffs and puffs
[03:19.56] And does a little bump and grind
[03:22.05] And all she's wearing is them ptarmigan feathers
[03:24.61] Scotch-taped to her behind
[03:27.16] Well, she made about a hundred grand last year
[03:29.81] Which wasn't too bad at all
[03:32.38] And decided to take a little holiday
[03:35.04] So she flew down to Montreal
[03:37.78] It seems she ran into her teacher there
[03:40.11] You know, the one that she met before
[03:42.85] And she gave him a job, tending the bar
[03:45.62] And taking tickets at her night-club door
[03:48.01] She came a long, long, way from Frobisher Bay
[03:53.96] People, don't you know now what I mean?
[03:58.86] She had the boys all cryin' on the Distant Early Warning Line
[04:04.16] Ol' Muk Tuk Annie could really make the scene
[04:08.81] Let me tell you now, Muk Tuk Annie could really make the scene
[04:14.28] Let me tell you now, Muk Tuk Annie could really make the scene
[04:19.93]
[00:06.67] Who came south to go to school
[00:09.23] With a see-through blouse and seal-skin mini
[00:12.17] Ol' Annie sure looked cool
[00:14.83] She flew into Montreal in the early fall
[00:17.57] Like nothin' they'd ever seen
[00:20.21] With long black hair and reindeer underwear
[00:23.27] She weighed about 216
[00:25.53] She came a long, long, way from Frobisher Bay
[00:31.77] People, don't you know now what I mean?
[00:36.77] She had the boys all cryin' on the Distant Early Warning Line
[00:42.02] Ol' Muk Tuk Annie could really make the scene
[00:47.60] Well, she told her teacher that she wanted to dance
[00:50.23] Said she wanted to study ballet
[00:52.62] But she was four foot six with her mukluks off
[00:55.58] And I heard her teacher say
[00:58.32] "Now, I ain't sayin', Annie, that you can't dance
[01:01.14] No, I wouldn't want to tell you that
[01:03.84] But, I got a form here, signed in triplicate
[01:06.44] Says you got to learn to drive a cat"
[01:08.10] She says, "I don't want to learn to cook or sew
[01:11.99] Build boats or drive no cat
[01:14.59] 'Cause I came south to learn to sing and dance
[01:17.26] And groovy shi- like that"
[01:19.56] "'Cause I was Miss Baffin Island Beauty Queen
[01:22.34] For 1974
[01:24.94] And I spent a whole weekend in Grease, Fjord
[01:27.64] With the boys beatin' down my door"
[01:30.22] She came a long, long way from Frobisher Bay
[01:36.18] People, don't you know now what I mean?
[01:41.28] She had the boys all cryin' on the Distant Early Warning Line
[01:46.41] Ol' Muk Tuk Annie could really make the scene
[01:51.74] Well, she said, "Thank you for your trouble, sir
[01:54.60] But, I'll make it on my own
[01:57.27] And the word spread through the north like willdfire
[02:00.36] Big Annie's comin' home
[02:02.57] She got off of the plane with a record player
[02:05.27] Ballet slippers on her toes
[02:07.94] And she opened up a little groovy Club
[02:10.81] Where everybody comes and goes
[02:13.03] She got ol' Stompin' Tom on the record player
[02:15.91] And she serves good booze and grub
[02:18.42] And the folks around Baffin Island
[02:20.63] Figure it's better than any ol' playboy club
[02:23.75] You can drink tea, beer and anti-freeze
[02:26.45] 'Til you fall right off of your feet
[02:29.02] And there's seal flippers and potato chips
[02:31.76] When you feel like something to eat
[02:34.19] She came a long, long, way from Frobisher Bay
[02:40.07] People, don't you know now what I mean?
[02:45.19] She had the boys all cryin' on the Distant Early Warning Line
[02:50.28] Ol' Muk Tuk Annie could really make the scene
[02:55.56] Well, she packs that joint almost every night
[02:58.28] And folks come from miles around
[03:01.04] And every night about ten o'clock
[03:03.33] All the house Lights are turned way down
[03:06.32] And, suddenly, she's on the stage
[03:09.29] Wearin' that toothless grin
[03:11.68] Short, fat Annie, the goddess of love
[03:13.85] And she's goin' do her dance of sin
[03:16.66] Well, she jumps and shouts and huffs and puffs
[03:19.56] And does a little bump and grind
[03:22.05] And all she's wearing is them ptarmigan feathers
[03:24.61] Scotch-taped to her behind
[03:27.16] Well, she made about a hundred grand last year
[03:29.81] Which wasn't too bad at all
[03:32.38] And decided to take a little holiday
[03:35.04] So she flew down to Montreal
[03:37.78] It seems she ran into her teacher there
[03:40.11] You know, the one that she met before
[03:42.85] And she gave him a job, tending the bar
[03:45.62] And taking tickets at her night-club door
[03:48.01] She came a long, long, way from Frobisher Bay
[03:53.96] People, don't you know now what I mean?
[03:58.86] She had the boys all cryin' on the Distant Early Warning Line
[04:04.16] Ol' Muk Tuk Annie could really make the scene
[04:08.81] Let me tell you now, Muk Tuk Annie could really make the scene
[04:14.28] Let me tell you now, Muk Tuk Annie could really make the scene
[04:19.93]