Mystery Science Theater 3000 Love Theme

In the not-too-distant future
Next Sunday A.D.
There was a guy named Joel
Not to different from you or me

He worked at Gizmonic Institute
Just another face in a red jumpsuit
He did a good job cleaning up the place
But his bosses didn't like him so they shot him into space

We'll send him cheesy movies
The worst that we can find
He'll have to sit and watch them all
And we'll monitor his mind

Now keep in mind Joel can't control
When the movies begin or end
Because he used those special parts
To make his robot friends

If you're wondering how he eats and breathes
And other science facts
Just repeat to yourself, "It's just a show
I should really just relax
For Mystery Science Theater 3000!"