Teen Beat Cosmonaut

Stranded out in the cosmos
Just an ancient astronaut, floating through the galaxy, flying solo
Voted "Hottest Astronaut Alive"
By the people at People Magazine in
Nineteen-ninety mother fucking five

So, goodbye, my big blue shining star
I'm gonna miss you a lot
I'm your teen beat cosmonaut

Left here in an obsolete machine
When NASA lost its funding from the
Congress, they forgot about Little Old Steve
And now there's no fuel to get home
But all these dirty little girls keep
Sending dirty little pictures and videos

So, goodbye, my big blue shining star
I'm gonna miss you a lot
I'm your teen beat cosmonaut

So, goodbye, my big blue shining star
I'm gonna miss you a lot
I'm your teen beat cosmonaut

Godspeed