Indoor Games

[00:48.56] Indoor fireworks amuse your kitchen staff
[00:53.61] Dusting plastic garlic plants
[00:56.34] They snigger in the draught
[00:58.92] When you ride through the parlour
[01:01.37] Wearing nothing but your armour
[01:04.11] Playing Indoor Games
[01:09.45] One string puppet shows amuse
[01:11.98] Your sycophantic friends
[01:14.63] Who cheer your rancid recipes
[01:17.49] In fear, they might offend
[01:19.95] Whilst you loaf on your sofa
[01:22.26] Sporting falsies and a toga
[01:25.01] Playing Indoor Games, Indoor Games
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[01:50.68] Your mean teetotum spins arouse your seventh wife
[01:56.77] Who pats her sixty little skins
[01:59.29] And reinsures your life
[02:01.81] Whilst you sulk in your sauna
[02:04.30] 'Cause you lost your jigsaw corner
[02:07.32] Playing Indoor Games, Indoor Games
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[02:17.49] Each afternoon, you train baboons to sing
[02:23.27] Or swim in purple perspex water wings
[02:28.72] Come Saturday jump hopper, Chelsea brigade
[02:34.33] High bender-trender it's all Indoor Games
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[04:58.85] No ball bagatelle incites
[05:01.20] The children to conspire
[05:04.01] They slide across your frying pan
[05:06.74] And fertilize your fire
[05:09.30] Still you and Jones go madder
[05:11.74] Broken bones-broken ladder
[05:14.52] Hey, ho
[05:20.57] Yeah! Hey, ho
[05:37.11] Hey, ho
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