Money

Money, Get away
Get a good job with good pay
And You're okay
Money, It's a gas
Grab that cash with both hands
And make a stash
New car, Caviar, Four star daydream
Think I'll buy Me a Football Team.

Money, Get back
I'm all right Jack keep Your hands
Off of My stack
Money, It's a hit
Don't give Me that
Do goody good bullshit
I'm in the high-fidelity first class
Traveling set
And I think I need a Lear Jet.

(MUSIC)

Money, It's a crime
Share it fairly but don't
Take a slice of My pie
Money, So They say
Is the root of all evil today
But if You ask for a raise
It's no surprise
That They're giving none away.

'Hu huh! I was in the right!'
'Yes, Absolutely in the right!'
'I certainly was in the right!'
'You was definitely in the right.
That geezer was cruising for a bruising!'
'Yeah!'
'Why does anyone do anything?'
'I don't know,
I was really drunk at the time!'
'I was just telling Him,
He couldn't get into number 2.
He was asking why He wasn't
Coming up on freely,
After I was yelling and screaming
And telling Him why He
Wasn't coming up on freely.
It came as a heavy blow,
But We sorted the matter out'.