Lisa's Life Story
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โฑ๏ธ 3:06 duration
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๐ Lyrics
Hello. My name is Lisa Popeil. Ha ha. Ever seen one of these?
My father who's filthy rich made this. It's a Pocket Fisherman, ha ha
And he also made the Veg-O-Matic, which works about as well
And then there's always my brother Ronnie of Ronco
I'm sure you've heard of him
He has all those commercials that go on and on and on and on AND ON AND ON and on and on, I know
Now I'm here to tell you my life story
When I was young
I was a skinny neurotic bitch
(Doo-doo-da-dee-ha!)
But it didn't matter
(E-eh-e-eh-e-eh-e-eh-eh!)
Because the ego was so large
It didn't matter that I hadn't done nothing
Or seen nothing in my life, ow!
Trapped in a sexless body I always knew
(Ha ha ha ha-ha-ha)
That I was an oversexed hussy
So my next task was to find someone who could
Satisfy my every desire
(Da-da doo-dood da ba dad-dood
Da-dood-dad-dood da-dood-da-da)
Unfortunately I lacked the basic essentials
So I went out to get me some
Of what I needed all along
A pair of titties just like mom
(Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!)
I went to a Catholic school
With all those nerds
I swear a good Catholic girl
Can't go anywhere these days
Well, then there was a quest for the perfect hunk
I spell that h-u-n-k, hunk
You know, I like them tall and blonde
My father who's filthy rich made this. It's a Pocket Fisherman, ha ha
And he also made the Veg-O-Matic, which works about as well
And then there's always my brother Ronnie of Ronco
I'm sure you've heard of him
He has all those commercials that go on and on and on and on AND ON AND ON and on and on, I know
Now I'm here to tell you my life story
When I was young
I was a skinny neurotic bitch
(Doo-doo-da-dee-ha!)
But it didn't matter
(E-eh-e-eh-e-eh-e-eh-eh!)
Because the ego was so large
It didn't matter that I hadn't done nothing
Or seen nothing in my life, ow!
Trapped in a sexless body I always knew
(Ha ha ha ha-ha-ha)
That I was an oversexed hussy
So my next task was to find someone who could
Satisfy my every desire
(Da-da doo-dood da ba dad-dood
Da-dood-dad-dood da-dood-da-da)
Unfortunately I lacked the basic essentials
So I went out to get me some
Of what I needed all along
A pair of titties just like mom
(Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!)
I went to a Catholic school
With all those nerds
I swear a good Catholic girl
Can't go anywhere these days
Well, then there was a quest for the perfect hunk
I spell that h-u-n-k, hunk
You know, I like them tall and blonde
โฑ๏ธ Synced Lyrics
[00:08.43] Hello. My name is Lisa Popeil. Ha ha. Ever seen one of these?
[00:16.33] My father who's filthy rich made this. It's a Pocket Fisherman, ha ha
[00:20.85] And he also made the Veg-O-Matic, which works about as well
[00:25.41] And then there's always my brother Ronnie of Ronco
[00:28.11] I'm sure you've heard of him
[00:30.24] He has all those commercials that go on and on and on and on AND ON AND ON and on and on, I know
[00:37.31] Now I'm here to tell you my life story
[00:44.14] When I was young
[00:46.73] I was a skinny neurotic bitch
[00:53.77] (Doo-doo-da-dee-ha!)
[00:55.31] But it didn't matter
[00:57.84] (E-eh-e-eh-e-eh-e-eh-eh!)
[01:01.23] Because the ego was so large
[01:08.53] It didn't matter that I hadn't done nothing
[01:13.01] Or seen nothing in my life, ow!
[01:17.85] Trapped in a sexless body I always knew
[01:24.68] (Ha ha ha ha-ha-ha)
[01:26.50] That I was an oversexed hussy
[01:37.39] So my next task was to find someone who could
[01:44.08] Satisfy my every desire
[01:57.26] (Da-da doo-dood da ba dad-dood
[01:59.44] Da-dood-dad-dood da-dood-da-da)
[02:04.09] Unfortunately I lacked the basic essentials
[02:08.54] So I went out to get me some
[02:15.02] Of what I needed all along
[02:19.39] A pair of titties just like mom
[02:23.66] (Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!)
[02:27.62] I went to a Catholic school
[02:32.12] With all those nerds
[02:35.95] I swear a good Catholic girl
[02:38.79] Can't go anywhere these days
[02:46.54] Well, then there was a quest for the perfect hunk
[02:52.39] I spell that h-u-n-k, hunk
[02:58.74] You know, I like them tall and blonde
[03:05.84]
[00:16.33] My father who's filthy rich made this. It's a Pocket Fisherman, ha ha
[00:20.85] And he also made the Veg-O-Matic, which works about as well
[00:25.41] And then there's always my brother Ronnie of Ronco
[00:28.11] I'm sure you've heard of him
[00:30.24] He has all those commercials that go on and on and on and on AND ON AND ON and on and on, I know
[00:37.31] Now I'm here to tell you my life story
[00:44.14] When I was young
[00:46.73] I was a skinny neurotic bitch
[00:53.77] (Doo-doo-da-dee-ha!)
[00:55.31] But it didn't matter
[00:57.84] (E-eh-e-eh-e-eh-e-eh-eh!)
[01:01.23] Because the ego was so large
[01:08.53] It didn't matter that I hadn't done nothing
[01:13.01] Or seen nothing in my life, ow!
[01:17.85] Trapped in a sexless body I always knew
[01:24.68] (Ha ha ha ha-ha-ha)
[01:26.50] That I was an oversexed hussy
[01:37.39] So my next task was to find someone who could
[01:44.08] Satisfy my every desire
[01:57.26] (Da-da doo-dood da ba dad-dood
[01:59.44] Da-dood-dad-dood da-dood-da-da)
[02:04.09] Unfortunately I lacked the basic essentials
[02:08.54] So I went out to get me some
[02:15.02] Of what I needed all along
[02:19.39] A pair of titties just like mom
[02:23.66] (Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!)
[02:27.62] I went to a Catholic school
[02:32.12] With all those nerds
[02:35.95] I swear a good Catholic girl
[02:38.79] Can't go anywhere these days
[02:46.54] Well, then there was a quest for the perfect hunk
[02:52.39] I spell that h-u-n-k, hunk
[02:58.74] You know, I like them tall and blonde
[03:05.84]