Magic Fingers

Ooh the way you love me lady
I get so hard now I could die
Ooh the way you love me sugar
I get so hard now I could die

Open up your pocketbook
Get another quarter out
Drop it in the meter, momma
Try me on for size
Open up your pocketbook
Get another quarter out
Drop it in the meter, momma
Try me on for size

Ooh the way you squeeze me baby
Red balloons just pop behind my eyes
Ooh the way you squeeze me girl
Red balloons just pop behind my eyes

Open up your pocketbook
Get another quarter out
Drop it in the meter, momma
Try me on for size
Open up your pocketbook
Get another quarter out
Drop it in the meter, momma
Try me on for size

Do you really wanna please me?
(Well, you know I do, babe)
Well, tell me why you do it, I really wanna know
(Oh, no, no, it wouldn't be right for me to tell you tonight)
You better tell me right away or I'll pack up and go!
(Don't get mad, it ain't no big thing!)
You better tell me right away, don't you treat me cold
(Hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it!)

Well, there are a lot of reasons why I'd
I'd drag a girl such as yourself back to this plastic hotel room and
Rip you off for spare change to run a to run a vibrating machine
Attached to this queen-size, bulk-purchase, kapok-infested
Do-not-remove-tag-under-penalty-of-law type bed and
And make you take off all your little clothes
Until you were nearly stark raving nude!
Save for your chrome-with-heavy-duty-leather-thong Peace Medallion
And make you assume a series of marginally erotic poses involving
A plastic chair and an old guitar strap while I
Did a wee-wee in your hair and beat you with a pair of tennis shoes
I got from Jeff Beck