Guide for the Married Man (mono)

[00:10.42] What we need in the world today
[00:13.64] Is a guide for the married man
[00:17.16] Some simple thing that in every way
[00:20.57] Would provide for the harried man
[00:24.49] Help him not to worry
[00:27.98] Assist him to relax
[00:31.52] Help him slow his heart rate
[00:34.72] And spare him cardiacs
[00:38.58] Such a guide would in many ways
[00:41.68] Turn the tide for the married man
[00:45.40] Enable husbands to fill their days
[00:48.80] As only the married can
[00:52.46] Every man would praise it
[00:55.73] It's such a splendid plan
[00:59.36] Someday soon we shall point with pride
[01:02.52] To the guide for the married man
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[01:24.05] By the side of the married man
[01:27.05] 'Tis the lady who shares his life
[01:30.88] You help the bride of the married man
[01:34.17] By removing the husband's strife
[01:37.86] Every wife who's truthful
[01:41.17] Who treasures married bliss
[01:44.66] Must keep her husband youthful
[01:48.32] What better way than this?
[01:51.81] Each and every device we know
[01:55.05] Should be tried for the married man
[01:58.54] And who can question the debt he'll owe
[02:01.98] Through the guide for the married man
[02:05.85] List things universal
[02:09.19] From Pittsburgh to Japan
[02:12.63] Every man can be satisfied
[02:15.88] By the guide for the married man
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