Margate Fhtagn
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Well say goodbye to the factory
We're off on our holidays
Taking a train down to the coast
Margate!
Nan moans continually
Spoils the entire journey
Pa says "I wish she'd stayed at home"
Well we stumbled from the carriage
And we raced down the hill
Eager to see the shore
But we stopped dead in our tracks
At the harbour wall
We couldn't believe what we saw
CTHULU
RISING FROM THE SEA
LYING UNDER THE WAVES
HUMAN NIGHTMARES
"No tentically entity
Is getting the better of me" said Pa
"I don't care if it is an elder god"
How does Pa know what an elder god is?
Let's head down to the pier
There's lots of things going on down there
Waxworks, a funfair
And a band
And later for lunch
We laid at a road
And we sat with our backs to the shore
And we gorged ourselves on cockles and mussels
And tried our best to ignore
CTHULU
LOVECRAFTIAN NIGHTMARE
THE STARS ARE RIGHT
THE DREAMER AWAKE
Nan moaned about her feet
And she moaned about the heat
"This is the hottest day since records began"
The hottest day for 4 days
Why did we bring her here?
Where sea monsters would be
What other treats has Father planned?
Then Father says "Nan,
I'm a local man"
Says the water is now safe
And as she trots off for a swim
I see a smirk creeping
To creep across me old man's face
CTHULU
FUCKING YOUR GRANDMA
SPLITS HER IN TWO
TENTACLE RAPE
Didn't we have a lovely time,
The day we met Cthulu?
We played on the sand, we got rid of nan
It couldn't have been better planned
Next time I see that deity,
I'll shake him by the tentacle
I'll call him my friend, I'll thank him again
And buy the old bugger a pint
Didn't we have a lovely time,
The day we met Cthulu?
We played on the sand, we got rid on Nan
It couldn't have been better planned
Next time I see that deity,
I'll shake him by the tentacle
I'll call him my friend and thank him again
And buy the old bugger a pint
Didn't we have a lovely time,
The day we met Cthulu?
We played on the sand, we got rid on Nan
It couldn't have been better planned
Next time I see that deity,
I'll shake him by the tentacle
I'll call him my friend and thank him again
And buy the old bugger a pint
We're off on our holidays
Taking a train down to the coast
Margate!
Nan moans continually
Spoils the entire journey
Pa says "I wish she'd stayed at home"
Well we stumbled from the carriage
And we raced down the hill
Eager to see the shore
But we stopped dead in our tracks
At the harbour wall
We couldn't believe what we saw
CTHULU
RISING FROM THE SEA
LYING UNDER THE WAVES
HUMAN NIGHTMARES
"No tentically entity
Is getting the better of me" said Pa
"I don't care if it is an elder god"
How does Pa know what an elder god is?
Let's head down to the pier
There's lots of things going on down there
Waxworks, a funfair
And a band
And later for lunch
We laid at a road
And we sat with our backs to the shore
And we gorged ourselves on cockles and mussels
And tried our best to ignore
CTHULU
LOVECRAFTIAN NIGHTMARE
THE STARS ARE RIGHT
THE DREAMER AWAKE
Nan moaned about her feet
And she moaned about the heat
"This is the hottest day since records began"
The hottest day for 4 days
Why did we bring her here?
Where sea monsters would be
What other treats has Father planned?
Then Father says "Nan,
I'm a local man"
Says the water is now safe
And as she trots off for a swim
I see a smirk creeping
To creep across me old man's face
CTHULU
FUCKING YOUR GRANDMA
SPLITS HER IN TWO
TENTACLE RAPE
Didn't we have a lovely time,
The day we met Cthulu?
We played on the sand, we got rid of nan
It couldn't have been better planned
Next time I see that deity,
I'll shake him by the tentacle
I'll call him my friend, I'll thank him again
And buy the old bugger a pint
Didn't we have a lovely time,
The day we met Cthulu?
We played on the sand, we got rid on Nan
It couldn't have been better planned
Next time I see that deity,
I'll shake him by the tentacle
I'll call him my friend and thank him again
And buy the old bugger a pint
Didn't we have a lovely time,
The day we met Cthulu?
We played on the sand, we got rid on Nan
It couldn't have been better planned
Next time I see that deity,
I'll shake him by the tentacle
I'll call him my friend and thank him again
And buy the old bugger a pint