Ran Tan Waltz

Where is she?
When the little thing cries
She lies in her bed
With a friend of mine
But some nights
She'll run back in fright
If she think the gentleman's
Too big for a ride

Oh! Oh!
Why did I ever go marry her?
I was a child!
I'm holding the baby
She's ran-tan constantly
She saw me coming for miles
She saw me open wide

Four o'clock
And her key's in the lock
And she's been on the wing
And she's stinking of drink
Wakes the kids
So I'll put 'em to sleep
And she's in there all night
Doubled over the sink

Oh! Oh!
Why did I ever go marry her?
I was a child!
I'm holding the baby
She's ran-tan constantly
She saw me coming for miles
She saw me open wide
Open wide
Open wide.