Room Service (Live)

[00:00.01] Honey, honey
[00:04.18] Honey, honey
[00:06.90] Tush, tush
[00:07.66] Honey, honey
[00:09.66] Too young!
[00:11.86] Honey, honey
[00:13.46] Wait a minute! Wow! Wow! Wow!
[00:23.98] (Say it again) wow!
[00:29.72] Honey, honey
[00:33.72] Honey, honey
[00:37.33] Honey, honey
[00:40.98] Honey, honey
[00:42.64] Watch this
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[00:54.80] Gettin' down
[00:58.33] Gettin' down
[01:01.93] Gettin' down
[01:06.28] ...t you're gonna do
[01:08.78] When your time is up?
[01:09.86] What you're gonna do
[01:11.80] When your time is up?
[01:13.03] Are you gonna take?
[01:14.87] Are you gonna be?
[01:16.67] I might just tell you please
[01:18.45] Are you gonna say?
[01:20.24] One thing
[01:23.45] I wanna know
[01:27.14] One thing, baby
[01:30.41] I wanna know
[01:31.56] Wanna know
[01:32.17] Wanna know
[01:33.21] Wanna know
[01:34.18] Wanna know
[01:35.06] I wanna know
[01:35.61] Wanna know
[01:36.63] Wanna know
[01:37.42] Wanna hold
[01:38.37] Wanna hold
[01:39.19] Wanna hold
[01:40.20] I wanna hold
[01:41.10] I wanna go
[01:44.12] That's why I'm singin' wow! You
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[02:19.53] Right over there, there's a doo-doo room
[02:21.68] Right upstairs, there's a doo-doo room
[02:23.15] Right out back here, there's a doo-doo room
[02:24.85] In Perellis' pocket, there's a doo-doo room
[02:26.60] Out at home, there's a doo...
[02:27.10] Hallo, hello, hello!
[02:32.72] Is this room service? Hello?
[02:37.99] Hallo?
[02:39.35] Is this room service at the Hotel Leningrad?
[02:41.72] Oh, ha-ha-ha! Jawohl! Now would you like the little...?
[02:45.02] Um-hm-hm, Ja! This is room service
[02:46.83] Look here, buddy
[02:48.19] Yeas, what would you like?
[02:49.97] Oh, I'm so hungry!
[02:51.56] You know, when you're a tourist and everything, and you travel around
[02:54.35] You know, going to all the neat little shops and everything
[02:56.31] Ten marks, cost you ten marks
[02:58.05] I'm so hungry
[02:59.71] This call is going to cost you ten marks
[03:02.08] Ha ha
[03:03.47] You got to understand that in the fo... in the front
[03:06.29] Look here
[03:07.14] Everything cost ten marks
[03:08.68] Ivan, listen
[03:09.62] Ivan, that's me! (Look) Jawohl!
[03:13.15] You're going to sleep, you're going to sleep
[03:15.06] Omm
[03:15.62] I am so hungry, can you bring me something to eat, right away?
[03:17.66] Bouilla... Bouillabaisse?
[03:19.86] No Bouillabaisse
[03:20.74] Bouillabaisse?
[03:22.29] No boogie-a-bay
[03:23.05] How about boogie-the-bay?
[03:24.50] No boogie-woogie-the-bay!
[03:26.23] How about a fishie with the eye fallin' out?
[03:28.65] Fish with...? Hey, that sounds delicious!
[03:30.48] You're right
[03:31.25] Send me some fish with the eyes falling out
[03:33.84] How about a little sand over it? That'll make it...
[03:35.74] Sand on the fish, yes, a sand-fish
[03:36.88] Alright, that be ten marks
[03:38.56] You have a sand-fish here?
[03:40.45] Sand-fishie? The eye's ten marks
[03:41.97] The fishie is forty
[03:43.12] Hey! Hey, listen!
[03:45.51] Jawohl!
[03:46.32] The people in your country certainly are charming
[03:48.34] You know where I can get some pussy?
[03:49.57] Ah... ehem... wargh... this is very...
[03:53.83] Never mind, look
[03:54.12] This is very respectable hotel, you understand
[03:56.63] Just send me up
[03:57.61] You try to bring pussy in here, we spray you with mace
[03:59.97] Oh, well
[04:00.93] Right in the face!
[04:01.24] Oh, well
[04:02.44] You no bring no pussy in the hotel
[04:04.58] Uh-huh, ok
[04:05.16] Who do you think we are anyway?
[04:06.99] Well, I guess you told me
[04:08.04] Are you a Christian?
[04:09.69] Am I... Yeah, I'm a Christian, sure! Isn't everyone?
[04:11.58] Oh... okay, you can bring...
[04:12.59] Well, you can bring some pussy in here if you're a Christian, that's different
[04:15.28] Sure, if I'm a Christian that means I get some pussy, right?
[04:16.81] That's right, that's cool, if you're Christian
[04:18.63] Okay
[04:19.28] You also get Bouillabaisse with it
[04:20.86] Yeah, hey, great! Look...
[04:22.96] And the fish with the eye fallin' out
[04:24.92] I want you to send me some pussy
[04:26.75] One pussy
[04:27.12] Some fish with the eyes falling out... (one fishie with the eye falling out)
[04:29.27] Some Bouillabaisse... (some Bouillabaisse)
[04:30.01] And a Bible
[04:31.45] And a what?
[04:32.28] And a Gideon Bible
[04:33.64] And it's a Gideon Bible, okay, we also'll bring you the Finnishian Bible
[04:37.29] The Phoenician Bible?
[04:38.36] No, the Finnian Bible (the Finnian Bible?)
[04:39.77] That go with the Gideon Bible
[04:40.81] The Finnian and the Gideon go together here
[04:42.88] This is a terrible connection
[04:44.28] I can hardly hear you, but look, buddy
[04:48.29] Can you please get that stuff up to my room in a hurry?
[04:50.82] I'm so hungry, you know?
[04:52.00] We shall send it up by the Southern Pacific Railroad
[04:55.52] Fast, ah?
[04:56.29] That is very fast, so fast you can never know why
[04:59.37] He wears the Southern Pacific on his hat, you know what they call him?
[05:01.83] K, K, K, Kanzus goes down
[05:05.44] K, K, K, Kanzus got a big handlebar moustache
[05:08.46] K, K, K, Kanzus always hear toot-toot
[05:11.71] K, K, K, Kanzus
[05:15.21] You will also like to have a little wussy
[05:17.24] Hello, hello, hello, room service?
[05:19.91] Hallo?
[05:21.45] Hey, buddy
[05:22.43] You did not get your order?
[05:23.37] No, listen, it's a...
[05:24.12] You did, you were not pleased with the pussy?
[05:25.94] You don't like Americans (did you...) very much here, do you?
[05:29.13] Oh, you American! That'll be twenty marks
[05:31.84] Yeah, twenty... right
[05:33.42] Well, I don't care how much it costs
[05:35.24] You know, just get it up to my room in a hurry because I'm so hungry
[05:38.89] Well, you have to understand
[05:40.51] If they didn't bring it up there too fast, it's probably because of the...
[05:44.29] The long summer that we had here, you see...
[05:46.18] You had a long summer and that's why it didn't...?
[05:47.15] We had a very long summer, about that fast...
[05:48.84] Uh-huh
[05:49.79] That's how long it was, like... uh... that...
[05:51.54] Now listen!
[05:52.41] Wait a minute!
[05:53.10] You get that food to my room right away
[05:54.95] Room number?
[05:55.42] ...or I'm gonna call the American embassy
[05:57.72] What?
[05:58.65] You mean, what am I going to call them?
[06:00.89] Why?
[06:01.64] I'm going to call them a barrel of motherfuckers
[06:03.18] (What? Why? A barrel of who?) That's what I'm gonna call them
[06:05.14] Well, I know who's gonna bring it up to you right away
[06:08.24] Marty, Marty, Marty Perellis
[06:10.99] You know it, George
[06:11.99] Marty, Marty, Marty Perellis
[06:14.65] Everybody
[06:15.44] Marty, Marty, Marty Perellis
[06:18.51] Marty, Marty, Marty Perellis
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