Suicide Chump

You say there ain't no use in living
It's all a waste of time
And you wanna throw your life away
Well, people that's just fine (Well, go on, do it!)

Go 'head on and get it over with then
Find you a bridge and take a jump
Just make sure you do it right the first time
'Cause nothing's worse than a Suicide Chump
(Oo-woo-woo-woo-woo, oh, yeah!)

You say there ain't no light a-shining
Through the bushes up ahead
And we're all gonna be so sorry
When we find out you are dead (Well, he sure is dead now)

Go 'head on and get it over with then
Find you a bridge and take a jump
Just make sure you do it right the first time
'Cause nothin's worse than a Suicide Chump
(Oo-woo-woo-woo-woo, oh, yeah!)

Now maybe you're scared of jumping
And poison makes you sick
And you want a little attention
And you need it pretty quick
Don't wanna mess your face up
Or we won't know if it's you
Aw, there's just so much to worry about
Now what you gonna do?

Go 'head on and get it over with then
Find you a bridge and take a jump
Just make sure you do it right the first time
'Cause nothing's worse than a Suicide Chump
(Oo-woo-woo-woo-woo, oh, yeah!)

Now maybe you're scared of jumping
And poison makes you sick
And you want a little attention
And you need it pretty quick
Don't wanna mess your face up
Or we won't know if it's you
Aw, there's just so much to worry about
Now what you gonna do?

Go 'head on and get it over with then
Go 'head on and get it over with then
Go 'head on and get it over with then
Go 'head on and get it over with then
Go 'head on and get it over with then
Go 'head on and get it over with then
Go head on and get it over with then

You're on the bridge, scared to leap
But a girl walks over to take a peep
She says, "Don't do it!"
But wouldn't you know
The girl's got a head like a buffalo
With a little red hair all over the top
And her breath would make the traffic stop
She says "I love you! But first, let's eat!"
And all you can say as you run down the street is