The Idiot Bastard Son

The idiot bastard son
(The father's a nazi in congress today)
The mother's a hooker somewhere in L.A.)

The idiot bastard son
(Abandoned to perish in back of a car)
(Kenny will stash him away in a jar)
The idiot boy

Try and imagine
The window all covered in green
All the time he would spend
At the church he'd attend
Warming his pew

Kenny will feed him and Ronnie will watch
The child will thrive and grow
And enter the world
Of liars and cheaters ans people like you
Who smile and think you know
What this is about

(You think you know everything maybe so)
The song we sing, do you know?
We're listening

The idiot ba...
Try and imagine
The window all covered in green
All the time he would spend
All the colors he'd blend
Where are they now?