Swing You Winners

[B&B ft. Tape Five version:]
Good evening, ladies and gentlemen
This song is about... winners!
Ho-ho, yes!

(That's right)

Everybody likes a winner
Until the winner gets one bored
And the way it is, it's not the life you need
It's only make believe, we'll just make you freeze

Have a go, have a go, have a go
You will know, you will know, you will know
Let it show, let it show, let it show
Oh, swing you winners, 'cause the winners swing

(The winners surely swing!)

Tell me 'bout your swell life, honey
Has the green dollar turned things around?
It's microwave unique, and glad to be so chic
The men with sticks n' hats are worth it if you please

Have a go, have a go, have a go
You will know, you will know, you will know
Let it show, let it show, let it show
Oh, swing you winners, 'cause the winners swing

(Play that horn, baby)
(Ah yeah, ho-ho!)

It's been such a long time baby
High and low on the merry-go-round
I'm longing for your lips, swayin' with your hips
Be ready for the swing and join us when we sing

Have a go, have a go, have a go
You will know, you will know, you will know
Let it show, let it show, let it show
Oh, swing you winners, 'cause the winners swing

Have a go, have a go, have a go (That's right!)
You will know, you will know, you will know (Let it show)
Let it show, let it show, let it show
Oh, swing you winners, 'cause the winners swing

(The swingers win)
Have a go, everybody

Have a go, have a go, have a go
You will know, you will know, you will know (Come on!)
Let it show, let it show, let it show
Oh, swing you winners, 'cause the winners swing

'Cause the winners swing