13 Stitches

The first time I saw the Descendants,
They were the fastest band I'd ever seen
No one in the crowd really cared for them,
We were waiting for the Alley Cats to play
After a couple months I heard Kabuki Girl,
On Rodney on the Roq late Sunday night
That was enough, for me I hopped the bus,
To Licorice Pizza and bought my all time favorite record
The next time I went to the Whiskey,
It was D-O-A with Millions of Dead Cops
The latter band played faster than I could believe
But the songs sounded the same and kinda sucked
'Cept John Wayne was a Nazi,
And Joey Shithead was a drunk
Then John Macias beat some hippie to a pulp,
'Cause having long hair was a mistake
The third time I went to the hospital,
I needed 13 stitches in my head
I managed to catch about 6 songs of Ill Repute,
Then some suicidal threw me into a post
My girlfriend started to cry
'Cause we had to leave before D-R-I played 50 lousy songs
My blood stained shirt smelled of clove cigarettes
But it sure looked pretty cool after a wash