Aging Orange
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โฑ๏ธ 2:00 duration
๐ ID: 749222
๐ Lyrics
I'm Palm Palm head
And I wrote one good song
But that was almost 20 years ago
I tried and I tried to follow it up
But you know how those sophomore jinxes go
So I became quite bitter
As sales dropped like flies
No one likes these dumb songs
Of racing cars and spies
Maybe it's my ape drape
Or hippies in my band
But now we only tour in Arizona
Or Japan
So after much thought
And a panel of experts
I came up with a brilliant little plan
I'll take out my frustrations
On one of these ungrateful new punk rock bands
Cuz I invented socks
And I invented gravy
I made up the cotton gin
But no one ever paid me
Why beat a dead horse
With a career that is cursed?
I'll just sue for royalties
On things I thought of first
Back in Ancient Egypt
Many Pharaohs went to jail
For misappropriation
Of my Phrigian scale
I said listen to Tutankhamen
You're driving me insane
It's obvious those bellies
Are all dancing to Bloodstains
I figured out you owe me
And please try not to laugh
But every time I hear it
I get one more golden calf
So I've bitten off
A sizable chunk
Of the hands of the people
With the food
Now I'm confined to the pages of Flipside
A graveyard of punk rock's 35 year old dudes
Cuz I invented socks
And I invented gravy
I made up the cotton gin
But no one ever paid me
Why beat a dead horse
With a career that is cursed?
I'll just sue for royalties
On things I thought of first
Palm Palm!
Palm Palm!
Palm Palm!
Ape Drape!
Ape Drape!
Poodle Head!
Poodle Head!
And I wrote one good song
But that was almost 20 years ago
I tried and I tried to follow it up
But you know how those sophomore jinxes go
So I became quite bitter
As sales dropped like flies
No one likes these dumb songs
Of racing cars and spies
Maybe it's my ape drape
Or hippies in my band
But now we only tour in Arizona
Or Japan
So after much thought
And a panel of experts
I came up with a brilliant little plan
I'll take out my frustrations
On one of these ungrateful new punk rock bands
Cuz I invented socks
And I invented gravy
I made up the cotton gin
But no one ever paid me
Why beat a dead horse
With a career that is cursed?
I'll just sue for royalties
On things I thought of first
Back in Ancient Egypt
Many Pharaohs went to jail
For misappropriation
Of my Phrigian scale
I said listen to Tutankhamen
You're driving me insane
It's obvious those bellies
Are all dancing to Bloodstains
I figured out you owe me
And please try not to laugh
But every time I hear it
I get one more golden calf
So I've bitten off
A sizable chunk
Of the hands of the people
With the food
Now I'm confined to the pages of Flipside
A graveyard of punk rock's 35 year old dudes
Cuz I invented socks
And I invented gravy
I made up the cotton gin
But no one ever paid me
Why beat a dead horse
With a career that is cursed?
I'll just sue for royalties
On things I thought of first
Palm Palm!
Palm Palm!
Palm Palm!
Ape Drape!
Ape Drape!
Poodle Head!
Poodle Head!
โฑ๏ธ Synced Lyrics
[00:05.53] I'm Palm Palm head
[00:06.77] And I wrote one good song
[00:08.45] But that was almost 20 years ago
[00:10.62] I tried and I tried to follow it up
[00:13.32] But you know how those sophomore jinxes go
[00:16.18] So I became quite bitter
[00:17.39] As sales dropped like flies
[00:18.60] No one likes these dumb songs
[00:20.03] Of racing cars and spies
[00:21.36] Maybe it's my ape drape
[00:22.76] Or hippies in my band
[00:24.09] But now we only tour in Arizona
[00:25.12] Or Japan
[00:26.88] So after much thought
[00:28.08] And a panel of experts
[00:29.36] I came up with a brilliant little plan
[00:30.53] I'll take out my frustrations
[00:34.13] On one of these ungrateful new punk rock bands
[00:37.54] Cuz I invented socks
[00:38.47] And I invented gravy
[00:39.95] I made up the cotton gin
[00:41.39] But no one ever paid me
[00:42.78] Why beat a dead horse
[00:43.83] With a career that is cursed?
[00:45.26] I'll just sue for royalties
[00:46.60] On things I thought of first
[00:47.47] Back in Ancient Egypt
[00:49.28] Many Pharaohs went to jail
[00:50.51] For misappropriation
[00:51.77] Of my Phrigian scale
[00:53.00] I said listen to Tutankhamen
[00:59.85] You're driving me insane
[01:01.24] It's obvious those bellies
[01:02.55] Are all dancing to Bloodstains
[01:03.87] I figured out you owe me
[01:05.07] And please try not to laugh
[01:06.54] But every time I hear it
[01:07.87] I get one more golden calf
[01:08.97] So I've bitten off
[01:10.38] A sizable chunk
[01:11.54] Of the hands of the people
[01:13.24] With the food
[01:14.48] Now I'm confined to the pages of Flipside
[01:17.06] A graveyard of punk rock's 35 year old dudes
[01:19.82] Cuz I invented socks
[01:21.27] And I invented gravy
[01:22.52] I made up the cotton gin
[01:23.96] But no one ever paid me
[01:25.00] Why beat a dead horse
[01:26.37] With a career that is cursed?
[01:27.53] I'll just sue for royalties
[01:29.06] On things I thought of first
[01:30.06] Palm Palm!
[01:31.31] Palm Palm!
[01:33.09] Palm Palm!
[01:34.53] Ape Drape!
[01:37.02] Ape Drape!
[01:38.57] Poodle Head!
[01:39.82] Poodle Head!
[01:42.73]
[00:06.77] And I wrote one good song
[00:08.45] But that was almost 20 years ago
[00:10.62] I tried and I tried to follow it up
[00:13.32] But you know how those sophomore jinxes go
[00:16.18] So I became quite bitter
[00:17.39] As sales dropped like flies
[00:18.60] No one likes these dumb songs
[00:20.03] Of racing cars and spies
[00:21.36] Maybe it's my ape drape
[00:22.76] Or hippies in my band
[00:24.09] But now we only tour in Arizona
[00:25.12] Or Japan
[00:26.88] So after much thought
[00:28.08] And a panel of experts
[00:29.36] I came up with a brilliant little plan
[00:30.53] I'll take out my frustrations
[00:34.13] On one of these ungrateful new punk rock bands
[00:37.54] Cuz I invented socks
[00:38.47] And I invented gravy
[00:39.95] I made up the cotton gin
[00:41.39] But no one ever paid me
[00:42.78] Why beat a dead horse
[00:43.83] With a career that is cursed?
[00:45.26] I'll just sue for royalties
[00:46.60] On things I thought of first
[00:47.47] Back in Ancient Egypt
[00:49.28] Many Pharaohs went to jail
[00:50.51] For misappropriation
[00:51.77] Of my Phrigian scale
[00:53.00] I said listen to Tutankhamen
[00:59.85] You're driving me insane
[01:01.24] It's obvious those bellies
[01:02.55] Are all dancing to Bloodstains
[01:03.87] I figured out you owe me
[01:05.07] And please try not to laugh
[01:06.54] But every time I hear it
[01:07.87] I get one more golden calf
[01:08.97] So I've bitten off
[01:10.38] A sizable chunk
[01:11.54] Of the hands of the people
[01:13.24] With the food
[01:14.48] Now I'm confined to the pages of Flipside
[01:17.06] A graveyard of punk rock's 35 year old dudes
[01:19.82] Cuz I invented socks
[01:21.27] And I invented gravy
[01:22.52] I made up the cotton gin
[01:23.96] But no one ever paid me
[01:25.00] Why beat a dead horse
[01:26.37] With a career that is cursed?
[01:27.53] I'll just sue for royalties
[01:29.06] On things I thought of first
[01:30.06] Palm Palm!
[01:31.31] Palm Palm!
[01:33.09] Palm Palm!
[01:34.53] Ape Drape!
[01:37.02] Ape Drape!
[01:38.57] Poodle Head!
[01:39.82] Poodle Head!
[01:42.73]