I'm a Transvest-Lite
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๐ Lyrics
I first heard Frank say
He wanted to dress like Faye Wray
I wanted that too but what could I do
In junior high school in LA?
My heart skipped in the scene
He said you gotta be it, not just dream
It was a taboo I knew I wouldn't pursue
I didn't have the self-esteem
I gotta confess that I like to cross dress
And I've been doing it since I was thirteen
It's hard to tell bros that you wear women's clothes
Even in the "open-minded" punk scene
You'd probably get hurt in heels and a skirt
When you're in the middle of a circle pit
So I'd only wear panties under boxers to keep it all a secret
Now I'm telling everyone 'cause it's fun and I don't give a shit
Forward thirty years
I still had the same fears
Then I saw Hedwig play at Bilgewater's gig
And I felt the same envy and tears
I decided right there
I can't be bothered to care
What other people think, I'm gonna dye my pubes pink
And throw out all my Hanes underwear
I'm not transgender, I'm a lazy crossdresser
Who thinks makeup is too much of an ordeal
I paint my toes and wear shiny tight clothes
Not for the look, but how it makes me feel
I don't need things just right, I'm a tranvest-lite
I only shave to do the Time Warp midnight Saturday
I'm done with self-pity, I don't have to feel shitty
'Cause I wanna look pretty, so I give it the old city College try
Don't get me wrong, I still wanna be a guy
Who sometimes likes to dress like a girl
(He sometimes likes to wear diamonds and pearls)
Don't think I don't know I'm not fooling anyone
(He's a cross between Adele and Charlie Chaplin)
You gotta know it's not just girls who just wanna have fun!
He wanted to dress like Faye Wray
I wanted that too but what could I do
In junior high school in LA?
My heart skipped in the scene
He said you gotta be it, not just dream
It was a taboo I knew I wouldn't pursue
I didn't have the self-esteem
I gotta confess that I like to cross dress
And I've been doing it since I was thirteen
It's hard to tell bros that you wear women's clothes
Even in the "open-minded" punk scene
You'd probably get hurt in heels and a skirt
When you're in the middle of a circle pit
So I'd only wear panties under boxers to keep it all a secret
Now I'm telling everyone 'cause it's fun and I don't give a shit
Forward thirty years
I still had the same fears
Then I saw Hedwig play at Bilgewater's gig
And I felt the same envy and tears
I decided right there
I can't be bothered to care
What other people think, I'm gonna dye my pubes pink
And throw out all my Hanes underwear
I'm not transgender, I'm a lazy crossdresser
Who thinks makeup is too much of an ordeal
I paint my toes and wear shiny tight clothes
Not for the look, but how it makes me feel
I don't need things just right, I'm a tranvest-lite
I only shave to do the Time Warp midnight Saturday
I'm done with self-pity, I don't have to feel shitty
'Cause I wanna look pretty, so I give it the old city College try
Don't get me wrong, I still wanna be a guy
Who sometimes likes to dress like a girl
(He sometimes likes to wear diamonds and pearls)
Don't think I don't know I'm not fooling anyone
(He's a cross between Adele and Charlie Chaplin)
You gotta know it's not just girls who just wanna have fun!
โฑ๏ธ Synced Lyrics
[00:08.62] I first heard Frank say
[00:10.71] He wanted to dress like Faye Wray
[00:13.63] I wanted that too but what could I do
[00:16.77] In junior high school in LA?
[00:20.24] My heart skipped in the scene
[00:22.64] He said you gotta be it, not just dream
[00:25.78] It was a taboo I knew I wouldn't pursue
[00:28.88] I didn't have the self-esteem
[00:33.39] I gotta confess that I like to cross dress
[00:35.92] And I've been doing it since I was thirteen
[00:39.25] It's hard to tell bros that you wear women's clothes
[00:42.18] Even in the "open-minded" punk scene
[00:45.22] You'd probably get hurt in heels and a skirt
[00:48.14] When you're in the middle of a circle pit
[00:51.12] So I'd only wear panties under boxers to keep it all a secret
[00:56.94] Now I'm telling everyone 'cause it's fun and I don't give a shit
[01:03.91] Forward thirty years
[01:06.79] I still had the same fears
[01:09.29] Then I saw Hedwig play at Bilgewater's gig
[01:12.38] And I felt the same envy and tears
[01:15.69] I decided right there
[01:18.22] I can't be bothered to care
[01:21.19] What other people think, I'm gonna dye my pubes pink
[01:24.30] And throw out all my Hanes underwear
[01:28.91] I'm not transgender, I'm a lazy crossdresser
[01:31.71] Who thinks makeup is too much of an ordeal
[01:34.99] I paint my toes and wear shiny tight clothes
[01:37.74] Not for the look, but how it makes me feel
[01:40.68] I don't need things just right, I'm a tranvest-lite
[01:43.64] I only shave to do the Time Warp midnight Saturday
[01:46.65] I'm done with self-pity, I don't have to feel shitty
[01:49.62] 'Cause I wanna look pretty, so I give it the old city College try
[01:53.83] Don't get me wrong, I still wanna be a guy
[01:57.80] Who sometimes likes to dress like a girl
[02:00.81] (He sometimes likes to wear diamonds and pearls)
[02:04.05] Don't think I don't know I'm not fooling anyone
[02:06.90] (He's a cross between Adele and Charlie Chaplin)
[02:10.11] You gotta know it's not just girls who just wanna have fun!
[02:15.49]
[00:10.71] He wanted to dress like Faye Wray
[00:13.63] I wanted that too but what could I do
[00:16.77] In junior high school in LA?
[00:20.24] My heart skipped in the scene
[00:22.64] He said you gotta be it, not just dream
[00:25.78] It was a taboo I knew I wouldn't pursue
[00:28.88] I didn't have the self-esteem
[00:33.39] I gotta confess that I like to cross dress
[00:35.92] And I've been doing it since I was thirteen
[00:39.25] It's hard to tell bros that you wear women's clothes
[00:42.18] Even in the "open-minded" punk scene
[00:45.22] You'd probably get hurt in heels and a skirt
[00:48.14] When you're in the middle of a circle pit
[00:51.12] So I'd only wear panties under boxers to keep it all a secret
[00:56.94] Now I'm telling everyone 'cause it's fun and I don't give a shit
[01:03.91] Forward thirty years
[01:06.79] I still had the same fears
[01:09.29] Then I saw Hedwig play at Bilgewater's gig
[01:12.38] And I felt the same envy and tears
[01:15.69] I decided right there
[01:18.22] I can't be bothered to care
[01:21.19] What other people think, I'm gonna dye my pubes pink
[01:24.30] And throw out all my Hanes underwear
[01:28.91] I'm not transgender, I'm a lazy crossdresser
[01:31.71] Who thinks makeup is too much of an ordeal
[01:34.99] I paint my toes and wear shiny tight clothes
[01:37.74] Not for the look, but how it makes me feel
[01:40.68] I don't need things just right, I'm a tranvest-lite
[01:43.64] I only shave to do the Time Warp midnight Saturday
[01:46.65] I'm done with self-pity, I don't have to feel shitty
[01:49.62] 'Cause I wanna look pretty, so I give it the old city College try
[01:53.83] Don't get me wrong, I still wanna be a guy
[01:57.80] Who sometimes likes to dress like a girl
[02:00.81] (He sometimes likes to wear diamonds and pearls)
[02:04.05] Don't think I don't know I'm not fooling anyone
[02:06.90] (He's a cross between Adele and Charlie Chaplin)
[02:10.11] You gotta know it's not just girls who just wanna have fun!
[02:15.49]