A Fine Romance

[00:07.27] A fine romance, with no kisses
[00:13.12] A fine romance, my friend this is
[00:19.38] We should be like a couple of hot tomatoes
[00:24.88] But you're as cold as yesterday's mashed potatoes
[00:31.39] A fine romance, you won't nestle
[00:37.52] A fine romance, you won't wrestle
[00:44.01] I might as well play bridge
[00:46.52] With my old maid aunt
[00:48.80] I haven't got a chance
[00:50.76] This is a fine romance
[01:46.62] A fine romance, my good fellow
[01:52.34] A fine romance, I'll take jello
[01:58.35] You're calmer than the seals
[02:00.61] In the Arctic Ocean
[02:04.61] At least they flap their fins
[02:06.64] To express emotion
[02:09.80] A fine romance with no quarrels
[02:17.55] With no insults and all morals
[02:23.02] I've never mussed the crease
[02:24.97] In your blue serge pants
[02:28.12] I never get the chance
[02:30.83] This is a fine romance
[02:34.93] A fine romance, with no kisses
[02:41.63] A fine romance, my friend this is
[02:47.41] We two should be like clams in a dish of chowder
[02:52.54] But we just fizz like parts of a Seidlitz powder
[02:58.99] A fine romance, with no glitches
[03:05.50] A fine romance, with no beaches
[03:11.49] You're just as hard to land as the Isle de France
[03:15.78] I haven't got a chance
[03:18.76] This is a fine romance
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