I Hate Seagulls / My Best Friend Is You (Hidden Track)

I hate seagulls and I hate being sick
I hate burning my finger on the toaster and I hate nits
I hate falling over, I hate grazing my knees
I hate picking off the scab a little bit too early

I hate getting toothache, I hate when it's a piss-take
I hate all the mistakes I make
I hate rude, ignorant bastards and I hate snobbery
I hate anyone who, if I was serving chips, wouldn't talk to me

But...
I have a friend
With whom I like to spend
Any time I can find with

I like sleeping in your bed
I like knowing what is going on inside your head
I like taking time and I like your mind
And I like when your hand is in mine

I like getting drunk on the dunes by the beach
I like picking strawberries
I like cream teas
And I like reading ghost stories

And my heart skips a beat every time that we meet
It's been a while and now your smile is almost like a memory
But then you're back and I am fine
'Cause you're with me and I'm in love with you

And I can't find the words to make it sound unique
But honestly you make me strong
I can't believe I've found someone
This kind, I hope we carry on
'Cause you're so nice and I'm in love with you
Love with you
Love with you

You are my best friend
You are my best friend
You are my best friend
You are my best friend

You are, the most clever, most stupid, most whatever
You are, the most honourable soldier
Super hero, pretty as a cat
You have integrity that I cannot conceive
You are opinionated, you are my belief

You are so good, you are so bad
You have experienced things I never had
You take me, you take me
You take me somewhere I have never been
You take me, you take me
You take me somewhere I have never been