My Girlfriend's Dead

[00:09.44] I once had a girlfriend
[00:12.60] But then one day she dumped me
[00:14.96] And everywhere I'd go people would ask me
[00:18.07] Where she was
[00:20.62] I don't wanna talk about her
[00:23.50] Someone always asks about her
[00:26.33] So I tell them all
[00:28.16] "My girlfriend's dead"
[00:32.31] I say it's leukemia
[00:35.44] Or sometimes bulimia
[00:37.45] Or a great big truck ran her over
[00:40.36] And chopped off her head
[00:43.53] I don't wanna talk about her
[00:46.28] Someone always asks about her
[00:49.24] So I tell them all
[00:51.52] "She's dead!"
[00:54.21] I guess there's a part of me
[00:57.82] That likes the sympathy
[00:59.62] Or the looks on their faces when I tell them
[01:03.92] How she passed away
[01:06.80] I don't wanna talk about her
[01:09.09] But someone always asks about her
[01:12.93] So I tell them all
[01:14.28] "She's dead!"
[01:16.76] (My girlfriend's dead)
[01:18.39] My girlfriend's dead you see
[01:20.29] It's a total lie but it's easier on me
[01:23.42] Than having to admit that she likes someone else
[01:28.10] (My girlfriend's dead)
[01:29.57] My girlfriend's dead you know
[01:31.97] Please change the subject
[01:33.25] I'm going to go jump off a building
[01:36.03] And join her in heaven
[01:41.07] I don't wanna talk about her
[01:43.77] Someone always asks about her
[01:46.58] So I tell them all
[01:48.82] "She's dead!"
[01:58.68] I once had a girlfriend
[02:01.02] But then one day she dumped me
[02:03.28] And everywhere I'd go people would ask me
[02:06.78] Where she was
[02:09.61] I don't wanna talk about her
[02:12.14] But someone always asks about her
[02:15.13] So I tell them all
[02:16.85] "My girlfriend's dead!"
[02:21.12] I don't wanna talk about her
[02:23.86] But someone always asks about her
[02:26.60] So I tell them all
[02:28.27] "My girlfriend's dead!"
[02:31.39]